I don't hate cancer.
I believe shakespeare was not afraid to deftly split an infinitive.
Infinitives do not always begin with "to"... Off the top of my head, I can think of bestemmiare, wiederausgraben, encouilir, kataphugein and inseminare as infinitves that do not begin with "to".
I do hate folks who can't figure out what an apostrophe's for.