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Offline grafton

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« Reply #90 on: November 05, 2005, 07:22:55 PM »
"Never chase a bus or a woman, there's always another coming around the corner"- my father
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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #91 on: November 05, 2005, 08:21:00 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Schatzi
I know that one a little different...

If you love something, set it free. If it doesnt come back, it wasnt yours to begin with.




 I know your version also.

I like mine better :D
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Offline ThunderEGG

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« Reply #92 on: November 06, 2005, 01:44:10 AM »
"Don't laugh.  It's paid for."  Bumper sticker on my dad's '81 Subaru station wagon.
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Offline OOZ662

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« Reply #93 on: November 06, 2005, 04:17:45 AM »
Peter: Don't worry Chris. Sometimes it's good not to fit in. (Flashback to Veitnam)
Peter (dressed in a clown suit): You guys are stupid. They're gonna be looking for army people.
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Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
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Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: .....Fifty bucks.
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Peter: I know something about stupid phone calls
(phone rings in house)
Lois: Hello?
Peter: I cant take the trash out today im working late at the office.
Peter: The caller ID says your calling from the kitchen. In fact I can see you.
Peter: (Backs up behind doorframe) Can you see me now?
Lois: No.
Peter: Now I'm at the office.
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Brian: Hola, me llamo es Brian ... Nosotros queremos ir con ustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy (Spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak English!
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy (Spanish): Que?
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Bill Cosby: Stewie, what do you think candy is made out of?
Stewie Griffin: Sunshine and farts! What the hell kind of question is that?!
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Lois: Peter, theres a hooker on the bed!
Hooker: Hi.
Peter: Stand perfectly still Lois, their vision is based on movement.
(Pause)
Hooker: Where'd you go?
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Glen Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.
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(Brian and Stewie are on a German tour bus.)
German Tour Guide: You vill find more on Germany's contributions to ze arts in ze pamphlets ve have provided.
Brian : Yeah, about your pamphlet... uh, I'm not seeing anything about German history between 1939 and 1945. There's just a big gap.
Tour guide: Everyone vas on vacation. On your left is Munich's first city hall, erected in 15...
Brian : Wait, what are you talking about? Germany invaded Poland in 1939 and...
Tour Guide: We were invited. Punch vas served. Check vit Poland.
Brian : You can't just ignore those years. Thomas Mann fled to America because of Nazism's stranglehold on Germany.
Tour guide: Nope, nope. He left to manage a Dairy Queen.
Brian : A Dairy Queen? That's preposterous.
Tour guide: I vill hear no more insinuations about the German people. Nothing bad happened. Sie werden sich hinsetzen. Sie werden ruhig sein. Sie werden nicht beleidigen Deutschland. You will sit down. You will shut up. You will not insult Germany. (Throws his hand up in a Hitler salute.)
Brian : Uh, is that a beer hall?
Tour guide: (Snapping out of it) Oh yes, Munich is renowned for its historic beer halls.
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Offline Blooz

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« Reply #94 on: November 06, 2005, 05:31:00 AM »
"There's nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot." - "Dirty" Harry Callahan
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Offline mechanic

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« Reply #95 on: November 06, 2005, 12:53:46 PM »
'That's some crazy stalker **** there then. I hope he doesn't cook my rabbit' -- Todd/Leviathn
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And I don't know much, but I do know this. With a golden heart comes a rebel fist.

Offline ColKLink

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« Reply #96 on: November 06, 2005, 04:29:22 PM »
"True blue doesn't get to cash his chips in till the end of all the game. But its worth it. "     This is found in the archives OF ColKlinks, volumes, and volumes of useless information. As you were carry on :eek:
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Offline ColKLink

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« Reply #97 on: November 06, 2005, 04:33:30 PM »
WOW, I almost forgot this one, EASYRIDER RULE #34, NEVER EVER, and i do mean ever hit a woman,...unless she absoultly deserves it.! " and then theres the 7 p's, Proper,Prior,Planning,Prevents,Pizzz poor, Performance,   (that caame from moto's):aok
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Live each day like it's your last, and one day, you will be right.---- rush 2112,--->" and the sheep shall inherit the earth"......

Offline ColKLink

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« Reply #98 on: November 06, 2005, 04:43:41 PM »
looking at all of the stars in the sky, Then traveling to the moon or other near planet, is like SItting on your front porch, saying you are discovering the world? aint it? Carry on ColKlink:huh
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Live each day like it's your last, and one day, you will be right.---- rush 2112,--->" and the sheep shall inherit the earth"......

Offline Wasp

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« Reply #99 on: November 06, 2005, 05:01:18 PM »
this has to be my favorite because of the pure irony

'Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value'
(Marshal Foch)

what a fool !!!!
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Offline mechanic

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« Reply #100 on: November 06, 2005, 05:13:11 PM »
thats a good one.   although in truth he might not have been wrong.

If the Axis leaders hadnt wasted so much time , money, resources and personell in so many pointless ways in the luft., and concentrated on winning the ground war they would have possibly whooped the allied butts with in a few years....


If no one had invented the airplane, the first world war might also have gone very differently.



maybe there was more truth to this quote than is obvious.  

An efficient airforce is a good military asset but and poorly run and wastefull airforce could be responsible for sucking the life out of an entire empire.


just my opinion though, and he was a fool if he couldnt see the benifits of air warfare.
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Offline Sheri

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« Reply #101 on: November 06, 2005, 09:11:56 PM »
Are you gonna pull them pistols or just whistle dixie?
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Offline NumbNutz

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« Reply #102 on: November 06, 2005, 09:19:23 PM »
"Far better to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory, nor defeat."
**** -- Theodore Roosevelt, 1899

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand - martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!"

   

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Offline Treize69

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« Reply #103 on: November 07, 2005, 02:12:03 AM »
NI!
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Offline Naytch

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« Reply #104 on: November 07, 2005, 04:55:57 AM »
I know not of what weapons we will use in world war three...but i know world war four will be fought with sticks and stones
- Albert Einstein

The team is only as good as it's weakest member
-My classmate

.... *turns and leaves*
-The girl I like

Shave my poodle!
-Phil Stubbs, TV show- Ed

I coad!
-HT himself

QUAH!!!
-find out for yourself...
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