SPACE THE FINAL FRONTIER. THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE, Dammit Sulu stop it, tha hurt Fk'r HER FIVE-YEAR MISSION TO EXPLORE STRANGE NEW WORLDS, Dammit Sulu...TO SEEK OUT NEW LIFE AND NEW CIVILIZATION, TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE." Dammit Sulu that's it... Scotty Beam this Fk'r down!!!
Doc: Dammit Jim he's dead!
Jim: Dead? Scotty is Dead?
Doc: Yes, Dead Jim.
Jim: Sooooo who's beaming us down and back again?
Dammit Sulu knock it off, I swear you do that again I'll cut you...
Capt Kirk: Spock report....
Spock: In Captain...
Capt Kirk: And have you anything to..dammit Sulu stoppit!!! Spock meet me at the sick bay, Doc too... dammit let me go Sulu...
Now is when Nash rushes in and protects Sulu, swears that Jim killed Scotty and Spock is really CanaDUHian.
Frikken Liberals!
Mac