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Offline 10Bears

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« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2001, 01:13:00 PM »
I would place him under arrest. On the way to the station I would find out which CIA agent he talked to July 14th
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« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2001, 02:10:00 PM »
Kill him.
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« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2001, 02:54:00 PM »
id pump his intestines full of water until he's a bloated balloon, then i'd shove a piranha up his ass.

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« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2001, 03:15:00 PM »
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collect my 25 million!
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 Ditto  :)

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« Reply #19 on: December 19, 2001, 04:45:00 PM »
I'd take him over to NY and visit each and every victims family and friends. I'd offer every person the same opportunity, to nail(using a hammer) a picture of the person they knew in the WTC to some part of mr terrorists body.

Maybe a staple gun option if we begin running out of room.

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« Reply #20 on: December 19, 2001, 09:58:00 PM »
I'd call up Geraldo Rivera and have him come over and kick Bin Laden's ass.  That Geraldo is one bad dude!


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« Reply #21 on: December 19, 2001, 11:29:00 PM »
I drop him from a helicopter directly over Giants Stadium during halftime festivities.On the field would be a dozen of NYFD's best holding open a giant tarpaulin for him to safely land in.Unknown to poor Osama a bungee cord would be fastened to his leg so after the NYFD had their way with him,he'd be lowered to each section of the stadium for a few minutes.Then,as a finale they would hold him down in the end zone seats while the heli got some distance and they cord nice and tight and...FOOM!!CRASH!!!..Through the uprights,into the score board.!!!
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« Reply #22 on: December 19, 2001, 11:35:00 PM »
I'd try to kill him, but then I'd set him free when he offers me $190 and a Geforce 3.

Offline StSanta

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« Reply #23 on: December 20, 2001, 03:14:00 AM »
Tie his intestines to a tree above a cliff, then let him go BUNGEE jumping.

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« Reply #24 on: December 20, 2001, 03:51:00 AM »
Give him to the NY Police&firefighter department so they can dispose of him as they see fit.

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« Reply #25 on: December 20, 2001, 04:16:00 AM »
I wrote something "special" out but I think its innapropriate and sick so Ill let you wonder.

But I sure do wish the CIA calls me up when they get him, but its prolly illegal.

One thing about this idea, he wouldnt die for a long time hopefully living into old age and would prolly not feel much pain at all but it's more horrible than anything else I can imagine.

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« Reply #26 on: December 20, 2001, 08:42:00 AM »
I'd make him fly an airplane into Saddam Husseins mansion.

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« Reply #27 on: December 20, 2001, 08:49:00 AM »
After watching Pulp Fiction, I just want a small room, a pair of pliers and a blow torch, then just let my imagination take over.

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« Reply #28 on: December 20, 2001, 09:26:00 AM »
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After watching Pulp Fiction, I just want a small room, a pair of pliers and a blow torch, then just let my imagination take over.

hehe...yup...a couple of pipe hitting n****** to get "Medievial" on his ass!
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« Reply #29 on: December 20, 2001, 09:45:00 AM »
After I got the 25 mill

Have him locked up in a cell with no visiable view of the outside world and never tell him which way east is. Plus play nonstop rap music 24 hours a day.  :cool: