I drop him from a helicopter directly over Giants Stadium during halftime festivities.On the field would be a dozen of NYFD's best holding open a giant tarpaulin for him to safely land in.Unknown to poor Osama a bungee cord would be fastened to his leg so after the NYFD had their way with him,he'd be lowered to each section of the stadium for a few minutes.Then,as a finale they would hold him down in the end zone seats while the heli got some distance and they cord nice and tight and...FOOM!!CRASH!!!..Through the uprights,into the score board.!!!