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Post here what you would do to Bin Laden...
« on: December 19, 2001, 11:49:00 AM »
...if you personally were the one to catch him.

What I would do is, get a pair of tongs and grip his tongue tightly, pull it out as far as humanly possible. Then I'd take a razor blade and make a thin slit accross the back of it. Then out come the pliers. I would grip that slit edge of skin back there, and then rip it outward, peeling his tongue like a fat banana...  is that so wrong?
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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2001, 11:50:00 AM »
I'd shoot him in the head.  <shrug>

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« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2001, 11:51:00 AM »
I'd like to buy him a Coke and keep him company.

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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2001, 11:56:00 AM »
Fly him to Switzerland for an immediate full sex change operation..then return "her" to a strict Islamic country to see what it is like to be a women in such a place.
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« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2001, 12:00:00 PM »
I'd start off with a donkey, a camel, and hot pokers and see where it goes from there...
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« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2001, 12:20:00 PM »
I guess I don't feel so bad now about wanting to urinate on his head while I'm kicking his teeth out with steel toed boots.  OR  get a 50 gal. barrel and fill it with Texas fire ants and dip him in it feet first, then scrape off the welps with SOS brillo pads and dip him in some acetone (stuff hurst worse than alcohol on cuts)


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« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2001, 12:35:00 PM »
Hmmmmm,....

Nail his privates to the floor of a wooden shack, give him a rusty razor blade, and set the shack on fire.

Of course, I feel that way about rapists as well.
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« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2001, 12:47:00 PM »
I forgot, I'd also tie him to a chair in the middle of one of those 360 degree surround sound theaters and force him to experience YATTA in glorious technocolor/digital dolby until he begged for death...
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« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2001, 12:54:00 PM »
Simple shot in the heart. Plenty of photos to verify the ID. A few samples of DNA as well and a few pieces of pork to add to the inside during the autaupsy (sp?) prior to burial. All to be known to him, PRIOR to the start.

Second choice is to place him on top of a very tall building with pork products and a gentle nudge to get him on his way.

Final option is to place him face down in the ground so he is already pointed in the way he is going to go.

 
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« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2001, 12:56:00 PM »
Hang,draw and quarter him, then put his head on top of the national christmas tree and bury the rest of his body with a dead pig carcass.

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« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2001, 01:00:00 PM »
I would not let him win by turning me into a Barbarian.

I would hand him over to the FBI.
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« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2001, 01:00:00 PM »
Id like to bare knuckle no-holds-bared box him.

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« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2001, 01:05:00 PM »
Shoot him, because he's probably not going to just surrender if found.
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« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2001, 01:11:00 PM »
collect my 25 million!
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« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2001, 01:13:00 PM »
My first impression was to ask "Are you nuts, gentlemen?", but then I remembered my own feelings about Shamil Basayev in 1995, when he and his "freedom-fighting" goatf@#$ers captured a maternity home in Budennovsk...

They deserve one thing - a bayonet. And only after a fair trial in the court. Then, if found guilty and sentenced to death - a bayonet. Like a pig. Simple, effective and most horrible death for a Muslim.

I am the last man to remember all the "PC" crap, but you relly need to put him under a trial and PROVE he is guilty. I hope you'll have some witnesses from Russia and former Yugoslavia to confirm his support for terrorists. And if you'll find some evidence of his activities against Moslim countries - it will be a real success.