Guy I shoot with most often has a gawdamned marlin .35 lever gun, he calls it a 'carbine', I call it 'crap'. The bonehead left it sittin in a puddle in his basement some years back, its all pitted, rusty, stocks cracked; action jams all the time and my wrist rocket is more accurate... and that thing has a scope on it, tho I have no idea what for. ( he sez so he can see how far off the paper the rounds hit)
But when it actually manages to cough a round outta the rusty tube mag and it somehow spits the fat little canon round it into the chamber, it really goes *BOOM*... kicks like a missouri mule and man; don't he ever look like john wayne with his goofy cowboy hat and two eye patches. When he buys ammo for it at about 20 bucks a box.. I have a hard time keeping a straight face. He saves on targets tho; hasn't had to buy a new one for the last 6 months.

This is not to disparge lever guns in good repair and well maintained... if yah like exploding jigsaw puzzles.
