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Offline SMIDSY

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« on: November 22, 2005, 03:27:56 AM »
my girlfriend of 4 months is 5 months pregnant!:O  and she smoked and drank the whole time!:O  and the father is a filthy mexican (omg just kidding i dont care.)

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« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2005, 04:38:23 AM »
She's 5 months pregnant, and she's your girlfriend, and the dad is another dude?


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« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2005, 05:51:46 AM »
Wolfala just passed the math test, hurray!
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« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2005, 06:04:39 AM »
How is it possible not to know you're pregnant until at 5 months!?? I've seen worse though...

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« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2005, 06:11:04 AM »
It IS possible:

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Re: Turds In A Blender!!!!
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2005, 06:48:25 AM »
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my girlfriend of 4 months is 5 months pregnant!:O  and she smoked and drank the whole time!:O  and the father is a filthy mexican (omg just kidding i dont care.)


Congratulations !  :)


It takes a man to accept your GF is carrying another mans child :)

Anyways now You have a chance to play daddy and You can still bail out without consequences and without alimony payments :)

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Re: Re: Turds In A Blender!!!!
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2005, 06:51:20 AM »
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Anyways now You have a chance to play daddy and You can still bail out without consequences and without alimony payments :)


Buuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Not true in most of the U.S. states anymore. As a rule , you accept the child and you are the legal father in terms of support, etc.
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« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2005, 06:51:54 AM »
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It IS possible:



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« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2005, 07:13:42 AM »
By that mora truely means lovely - 90% of finnish women look like that or *gasp* worse. :D
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« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2005, 07:18:41 AM »
For the benefit of the americans reading this thread that is a picture from a comedy show called  "Little Britain"  and he/she is called vicky pollard

her favourite quotes are

"woteva!" , "Bothered" and yea but no but yea but no yea.

It won't make any sense unless youve watched it.....

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« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2005, 07:22:53 AM »
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It IS possible:



congrats ...always knew you had a thing for blondes in pink Saintaw
you look very sharp in that cap too! :)
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Re: Re: Re: Turds In A Blender!!!!
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2005, 07:38:10 AM »
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Originally posted by Jackal1
Buuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Not true in most of the U.S. states anymore. As a rule , you accept the child and you are the legal father in terms of support, etc.


yep,  I'm not sure how far it's actually been pushed in practice, but the Washington state law says if you resided in the same place for any amount of time, there is no other guy already on the hook for the kids support and you've developed an "emotional bond" with the child you can be made to pay child support.  technically speaking if you spent the night, she don't know who his dad is , and she can coach the kid to stand up in court and say "he's my daddy", you're screwed.

be very very careful sleeping with single mothers.  

I'd also never start dating (or making any sort of advancement in the relationship) a pregnant woman.  their hormones are so out of control that they aren't even the same person as they would be otherwise.  you have no way of knowing who you'll end up with when she returns to whatever passes as normal for her.

I'd be careful, make no commitments or anything that could be construed as a promise until things settle down.  and if nothing else be damn sure to keep my own place.

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« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2005, 08:01:48 AM »
SMIDSY...bail man.  Seriously.

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« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2005, 08:40:24 AM »
Bug the **** out.  Now!
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Re: Re: Re: Turds In A Blender!!!!
« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2005, 08:56:53 AM »
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Originally posted by Jackal1
Buuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Not true in most of the U.S. states anymore. As a rule , you accept the child and you are the legal father in terms of support, etc.



Yup, was just going to say something along the same lines
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