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Offline Eagler

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« on: November 28, 2005, 03:28:45 PM »
maybe it's your fault the needle is super-sized :)

Longer needles needed for fatter buttocks
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Re: afraid of needles?
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2005, 03:31:09 PM »
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maybe it's your fault the needle is super-sized :)

Longer needles needed for fatter buttocks
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« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2005, 03:34:34 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2005, 07:22:16 PM »
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......study found that as few as one in 10 women ....... may be getting proper doses from injections because the needles can't reach the target zone


I think that speaks for itself.  For years the doctors warned them about those "little salamanders".  




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« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2005, 07:27:39 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2005, 07:33:07 PM »
Cmon, dont hold back!  

Some guys just need to understand their limitations.  I mean, you dont pick up footlong buns for a standard weiner now do you?  That would just be embarassing.  To serve I mean.  Small hotdogs in big buns.  You know.  

Sorry laughing too hard to type lol.

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« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2005, 07:40:19 PM »
Needles aside those fricken "air guns" they used on us at boot camp sucked 10 times worse.

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When I got my Vasectomy the doc was sucking the local into the syringe with what looked like a horse needle.....can you guys guess where that needle is about to be stuck.  I almost started to literally panic and the doc looked at me and told me to relax, that one is just used for drawing....a smaller one is used for the actual application.  My nuts thanked him until he administered the local.

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« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2005, 07:57:56 PM »
Men are wussies!!!!  

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« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2005, 08:03:49 PM »
They wouldnt need bigger needles if they actually worked and didnt sit on their butt all day eaying bon bons and watching oprah
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« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2005, 03:04:14 PM »
Exactly :aok
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