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Offline Russian

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When squirrels attack
« on: December 02, 2005, 01:39:42 AM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm

Who’s the genius that gave vodka to them? :lol
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Offline lasersailor184

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« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2005, 08:36:24 AM »
Squirrels are fuggin evil, I tell you.  Plus my campus is over run with them.  Never again will I trust the lil' ****s.
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« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2005, 09:08:21 AM »
next they will be attacking humans. we have to launch a preemtive strike against the squirrel population.
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Offline DJ111

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« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2005, 11:46:06 AM »
In Soviet Russia, Squirrels chase YOU...


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« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2005, 12:18:38 PM »
Wow.  :rofl
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« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2005, 12:52:23 PM »
I hear the radical militant fundamentalist squirrels are plotting to institute an ancient interpretation of nut-gathering, and will slaughter all infidels who do not subscribe.  Dogs are just the tail-wagging puppets of the imperialist unbelievers, and so the first to go.

I've been worried that my local squirrels all seem to be wearing bulky little belts, and looking at me funny...

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« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2005, 01:05:20 PM »
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Originally posted by Russian
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm

Who’s the genius that gave vodka to them? :lol


My dog is always chasing the squirrels out of our yard. I have often wondered what he would do if they turned around and chased him :)
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« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2005, 01:30:48 PM »
I watched our neighbors cat chasing a squirrel one day.  The little bugger ran up a tree, cat followed, the squirrel ran out on a limb to the end of the branch and jumped over to another tree, the cat never missed a beat, but the limb gave way before the cat could reach the end of it.

I just shook my head and muttered, "Target fixation,..it will get ya killed".
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« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2005, 02:01:21 PM »
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I watched our neighbors cat chasing a squirrel one day.  The little bugger ran up a tree, cat followed, the squirrel ran out on a limb to the end of the branch and jumped over to another tree, the cat never missed a beat, but the limb gave way before the cat could reach the end of it.

I just shook my head and muttered, "Target fixation,..it will get ya killed".
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Skuzzy made a Funnay! :aok
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« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2005, 02:07:46 PM »
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm

Who’s the genius that gave vodka to them? :lol


Did you ever try to give vodka to a squirrel? :D

Sounds like that Mikhalych had too much last night.

And I love the direct translation: "Maritime Territory" :D Why not "Seaside Edge"? :aok  (Ïðèìîðñêèé Êðàé)

Komsomol'skaya Pravda was a cheap mustard-plaster in Soviet times, and now has turned into a yellow leaflet for imbeciles, posting stories about alien-abduction and raising the dead, mixed with horoscopes and news about "high-society" life. This article was probably from their "environmental department" reporters who are on cocaine and can't tell a squirrel from a green snake. Cocaine consumption is a part of their social status.

BTW, "Squirrel" or "Belka" in Russian is a word for "delirium tremens" ("belaya goryachka").
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Offline Whisky58

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« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2005, 02:44:36 PM »
You fellers in the States may already know this, but the native UK Red Squirrel has largely been replaced by the bigger Grey Squirrel which was introduced to the UK from the US at the beginning of the last century.

There have been many reports of Grey squirrels seen offering female Red squirrels nylons, chocolates & rides in jeeps to dance halls.

Regards :)
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« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2005, 04:08:31 PM »
Anyone remember the article in some British rag that talked about some vicious squirrel in some English town had the whole population of said town running in terror, until the one man in town who still had a pair on him and a BBQ gun took the little terror out?


Squirrels............. LOL


I did have a run in with one though, one was teasing my dog while I walked it and she ran for it and hit the end of the leash broke her choke chain and the damn thing came back and hit me in the arm, I had a big old bruise and some cuts.

The critter got away.
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« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2005, 05:15:25 PM »
Gto,

Doesn't sound like it was much of a choke chain...  You know, those things are supposed to, well, stay attached and, you know, CHOKE and stuff.  As in "bark bark woof woof woourk!"  Sort of a control thing, like "I'm the human master, you're my dog subordinate, get used to it."

That's why squirrels should carry guns.

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« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2005, 05:31:13 PM »
Well I admit it was cheap, the X picked it up at a dollar store, it was getting to small anyway.

Normaly she is a good dog, but that squirel was baiting her!

I am glad it broke where it did and not on a busy street or something though!;)
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« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2005, 06:24:43 PM »
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Originally posted by DJ111
In Soviet Russia, Squirrels chase YOU...


:lol


"and the meek shall inherit the earth" lol


Maybe during WWII Monty. instead of saying "We shall attack like a ferocoius rabbit"
Should have instead said "We shall attack like Russian Black Squirrels"
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