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Offline LePaul

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« Reply #30 on: December 21, 2005, 09:09:22 PM »
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Raccoons are like gophers right?

License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.


LOL

Envision "Hanoi Jane" as you take aim at your Viet-Cong-Kritter
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Offline Treize69

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« Reply #31 on: December 21, 2005, 09:15:44 PM »
ROFLMAO

VarMint Cong! I love it!

ITS COMIN' STRAIGHT FOR US!!!
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Treize (pronounced 'trays')- because 'Treisprezece' is too long and even harder to pronounce.

Moartea bolșevicilor.

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« Reply #32 on: December 21, 2005, 10:30:46 PM »
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??


"find food.   Eat.   Eat more.  Crap somewhere.  Want sex.  Find female.   Big noise!  look around!   Big human!  run!  run!  run!  find food.  Eat."

It's not helping.

geez, you just described my extended family
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« Reply #33 on: December 21, 2005, 10:37:48 PM »
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ROFLMAO

VarMint Cong! I love it!

ITS COMIN' STRAIGHT FOR US!!!


Ruh ro...I know...I absolutely KNOW I am not nor will I ever be old.

Does the name Carl Spackler mean anything to you, Treize?
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« Reply #34 on: December 21, 2005, 11:01:25 PM »
Nope.
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Treize (pronounced 'trays')- because 'Treisprezece' is too long and even harder to pronounce.

Moartea bolșevicilor.

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« Reply #35 on: December 21, 2005, 11:15:54 PM »
Well in that case...

A flute with no holes is not a flute.  A donut with no holes is a danish.
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« Reply #36 on: December 22, 2005, 01:07:41 AM »
Hehe, still one of my favorite movies of all time.  The C-4 "squirrel grenade" was classic.
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« Reply #37 on: December 22, 2005, 01:07:57 AM »
10 feet would be stretching pistol shot effect for a 357 magnum.  22 would be about 3 feet.




Les
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« Reply #38 on: December 22, 2005, 05:11:50 AM »
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Yea my dad calls it rat shot because when he was little he used to go kill rats with it.
 



Hehe! That brings back some memories. (You got to remember that I am of the age that we rode dinosaurs to school :) ) When I was a kid corn was gathered by hand and put in the corn crib of the barn for feeding the cattle through the winter. It was common practice. Sometime, usualy fall or early winter, the field rats would decide this was a perfect place to hunker down till spring. Warmth , shelter and lots of food. What more could a rat ask for? Anywho............with the crops being harvested and the soil tilled and awaiting spring planting time, this was a pretty laid back time of the year on the farms around the area. So...........for entertainment and to keep the l`il corn devourers from eating up all the corn in the cribs, this was the time of year for good ole, down home, Texas "Rat Killings". Was loads of fun, beleive me. Nearly each week it was at a different farm. The women would get together and lay out a big spread of some of the tastiest vittles you could ask for. The guys would head for the barn and the cribs loaded down with rat shot and the fun began. It was our version of PS2 :). Full graphics, full realism and excellent frame rates. :rofl
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« Reply #39 on: December 22, 2005, 05:28:53 AM »
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geez, you just described my extended family



ROFL

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« Reply #40 on: December 22, 2005, 06:24:02 AM »
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10 feet would be stretching pistol shot effect for a 357 magnum.  22 would be about 3 feet.




Les
 out of the rifle it's good to about 10 feet.  never shot it out of a pistol before though but that would make sense.  anyway the new single pump pellet guns like the tech force or the gamo are producing 1100 fps and the hunting pellets are great projectiles on small game.  no need for a .22 in populated areas any longer.
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« Reply #41 on: December 22, 2005, 09:45:17 AM »
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rip, only if the raccoon allows you to kill it.  if it scoots then a lucky lung/heart shot will but for supreme raccoon gratification the animal needs to stand on it's hinds and hiss at you, aim for the shiny things.  it works every time.  practice shooting at pennies at 10- 20 feet.  they have cleaned my fish pond out.  they love goldfish and crawfish. we killed a 28lb male recently.


On a side note...just how long does it take to properly "smoke" a 28 pound raccoon, and what is the best wood to use?  :confused:
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« Reply #42 on: December 22, 2005, 12:06:20 PM »
If you really do have a racoon problem, you don't have to kill everything that moves to solve it.

All creatures we consider pests follow just about one thing.  Food.

No food around, no pests.  Figure out what attracts them...the garbage for example?  The fish pond, obviously.  Remember, the smell will bring 'em in to investigate, so just securing the garbage won't keep 'em from lookin' around.

However, if you are able to simply modify the things that make your property strike the 'coons as a happenin' place...they'll just wander off.

Got some seriously big momo's around here, but they only show up to 'entertain' my dogs through the back window, then mosey on to my neighbor's house!

This advice also applies to bears, possum, mice, rats, etc...Whoever said think like a rat was right.  Figure why they're there in the first place (which is almost ALWAYS food), eliminate it, and your problem self-propels elsewhere.  

Good Luck!
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« Reply #43 on: December 22, 2005, 12:08:06 PM »
Almost forgot...

Racoons are best when smoked with applewood for at least 8 hours, served with mint jelly and cornbread.

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« Reply #44 on: December 22, 2005, 02:20:15 PM »
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On a side note...just how long does it take to properly "smoke" a 28 pound raccoon, and what is the best wood to use?  :confused:
I gutted it, weighed it down and tossed it in the lake to attract bream which attract LMB and snook.
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