Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh bowling pin wars. Brings back memories of my inventive and productive youth.
On one Halloween, in our small community that I grew up in, we started an egg war which quickly progressed into a bowling pin war in a matter of days. We raided the back of a bowling alley in a town not too far away and it was
ON. Bent fenders, broken auto glass and a few trips to get stitched up. It was great fun for all.
On one particular night our group was in hot pursuit of a pickup load of the enemy group down a dirt road. We were gaining fast. A very hefty member of the enemy group had climbed into the bed of the pickup being pursued to get a better launching position for the pins. This was in a very remote area of farm land that got none to very little traffic at night. We chased said enemy into a tight turn. Coming through turn in a full power slide we saw the PU come to a crashing halt with sparks flying, dust and paint chips scattering and the hefty young lad in the rear do a beautifull launch from the bed of the truck, over the cab , the hood and into the darkness. It was an awesome and much apreciated bonus to the night`s activities.
What had happened became obvious pretty quick when we got to the crash site. There was a Mustang parked, facing the oncoming pickup, just around the turn on the dirt road. It seems that a guy from a small town near by had taken one of our local, hometown sweethearts out for a little night time, dirt road, romancing. The girl was the daughter of one our small town`s , very
prominent citizens. She was known localy for being a little angel, "nice girl" , etc. In other words , no back seat boogey for this chick. She was untouchable. Well...........at the time of the crash it seems that l`il miss America was performing....... uuuum......ahhhh.......she was down........uuummm....aaahhhh .....humming the flute. At the time of impact of the crash, the amarous young male received a very, very serious bite in a not so pleasant place to be bit. He did recover after some reconstructive magic performed by the surgeons. He moved from his small town after recovery. The L`il halo polisher`s family packed up and moved away from our small town in record time. 
I highly recommend the purchase of these bowling pins. They just might provide you with some serious, enjoyable entertainment and some amusing memories that will last a life time.
