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Offline Meatwad

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A freakin huge possum (sissies dont look)
« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2006, 10:21:23 PM »
Soda can for size reference, dont got no beer bottles. I figured it needs some sugar and caffene for energy because all it does is just lay there. Here are the specs

Length - 36 inches
Weight - 13 lbs

« Last Edit: January 08, 2006, 10:30:09 PM by Meatwad »
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« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2006, 10:30:31 PM »
A longneck would have been funnier.
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« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2006, 10:32:55 PM »
wow that is big. I think theres a possum around my house that big.

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« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2006, 10:47:40 PM »
Just for you rpm, and yes I am probabally going to hell for doing this

(aint going outside no more tonight lol)

« Last Edit: January 08, 2006, 10:49:52 PM by Meatwad »
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
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Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

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« Reply #19 on: January 08, 2006, 10:48:20 PM »
was it attacking you or were you protecting your garbage cans?

lucky you are such a marksman, it may have jumped up and tore your throat out.. LOL

ps

do you always play with dead animals? plenty of road kill around here if you get bored...
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« Reply #20 on: January 08, 2006, 10:51:15 PM »
I keep chickens around here and possums will eat them when given the chance. I'll get it before it gets them
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« Reply #21 on: January 08, 2006, 10:55:21 PM »
the chickens are lucky to have you :)
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« Reply #22 on: January 08, 2006, 11:03:31 PM »
That is one fat-prettythang possum man!  Pic with the sunglasses is classic though, I may have to share that one around.  :)

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« Reply #23 on: January 09, 2006, 01:01:13 AM »
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Just for you rpm, and yes I am probabally going to hell for doing this

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Now THATS the pic to post on the PETA forums!
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« Reply #24 on: January 12, 2006, 08:26:19 PM »
I signed back up on the peta2 forums. Time to have some fun:)
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« Reply #25 on: January 12, 2006, 08:27:05 PM »
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« Reply #26 on: January 12, 2006, 08:32:51 PM »
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The way the fence is, it almost makes the thing look like it has a mohawk.. like Mr. T :cool:

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« Reply #27 on: January 12, 2006, 08:35:02 PM »
Did you know that eggs are when a chicken has a period?


I set some bait there, lets see what I catch :D

This brings back memories of the great peta war
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« Reply #28 on: January 12, 2006, 08:44:07 PM »
Hell you wanna see possums come to Oklahoma, I have  a chitload here that are Swamp Opossums 35 ~ 45 pounders.

Let me tell ya, Okies have a sick sense of humor, especially on beloved road kill.  Seen Skunks laid up next to election signs, wearing a John Deere hat holdin a Long neck Bud.... two roadkill opossums doing it Doggy Style, a Dead Cat hitchhiking holding a sigh saying "Katmando"...

Roadkill is an art..dressit up, dress it down.

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« Reply #29 on: January 12, 2006, 11:17:36 PM »
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Just for you rpm, and yes I am probabally going to hell for doing this

(aint going outside no more tonight lol)

BWAHAHA! Now THAT'S funny, I don't care who you are!
The shades were a nice touch.:aok
« Last Edit: January 12, 2006, 11:20:39 PM by rpm »
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