Before I go to bed, I must share one of my favorite sentences ever written by a Neo-Darwinist. I always get a chuckle from this 'un.
Due to the rarity of preservation and the likelihood that speciation occurs in small populations during geologically short periods of time, transitions between species are uncommon in the fossil record.
For the benefit of those who don't understand what's so funny. It's an explanation for why we still haven't found the transitional fossils. It's a breathtaking statement of unshakeable faith.
They existed, we know that because they must have existed, because evolution is true. You see they just weren't preserved, their preservation was therefore rare. And you see, evolution was always happening in places we haven't yet looked, you know small populations unlikely to produce fossil beds. That's why they are so uncommon.
I have a theory that depends on evidence that hasn't been discovered, the evidence is there, just not in the places you'd expect to find it. In fact, nowhere where you might look. I also have a theory that explains why that is. Both of these theories are facts. You can tell that because you learn them in school, and we wouldn't teach something unsupported or nonfactual in school. This is after all not a church. Can I get an Amen?
- SEAGOON