Schnauzer?
A woman took her Miniature Schnauzer to the vet because he was suffering from ingrown hairs in his ears.
"This is the third time I've had him in here," she lamented to the vet.
"I suggest you get a depilatory like Nair and keep the hair our of his ears," the dog doctor replied.
So the woman went to her neighborhood drug store looking for a hair removal product. The pharmacist was the only one behind the counter.
"May I help you?" he asked.
"I need a depilatory," she replied.
"Lotion or cream?"
"I dont' know. What's the difference?" she queried.
"The cream is very strong for tough hair like that on your legs, while the lotion is mild for tender spots such as under your arms," he said.
"Gee, I dunno," she hesitated, "I want to use it on my Schnauzer."
"Oh, in that case take the lotion," he confidently asserted, "and don't ride a bicycle for at least a week."
