first love??? you gotta be kidding

i was quite a young developer when it came to getting the girls to bed......er....i mean into a relationship with me......yes....thats it...., i can promise you ive come to realise love dont exist in the forms of fairy tales and lucky, lucky people. But compromise and mutal respect can make you think you're inlove long enough for you both to be trapped for life, untill divorce.....hehe
my plan is to never get rich, make her work, then divorce her and take half her watermelon

its not about 'true love' its about sex, and companionship.
hopefully one day my pesimistic views will be challenged by something, or someone.