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Offline Eagler

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« on: January 18, 2001, 07:36:00 AM »
Doinkin his help while counseling slick willie about doinkin his........LOL........... LOL.........sorry  


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« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2001, 07:50:00 AM »
Hehehehehehehe, hahahahahahahaha, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2001, 08:46:00 AM »
This news is very disturbing!!!  However, the spin will be that that is his private life.  None of our bzness!!!  He still is the Black leader of America.

What a fine roll model  Ya can't say he isn't doing his part to increase the population!!  How come no abortion was done.  A true liberal would have talked the woman into an abortion!!

What a joke JJ is heheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2001, 09:39:00 AM »
JJ's new rhyming slogan....

"Its never too late,
   to procreate!"

 

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« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2001, 10:31:00 AM »
LOL Wabbit!

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« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2001, 12:20:00 PM »
NO No his slogan comes from Rodney King  
"Can't we all just get it on?"
I have been reborn a new man!

Notice I never said a better man.

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« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2001, 12:36:00 PM »
I don't usually laugh at the misfortune of others, but...........Bahahahahahahah a  

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« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2001, 02:29:00 PM »
 With all due disrespect, Mr. Clinton's offence was lying under oath and to the public about the affair, not the affair itself.
 There would not be anything wrong with his presidency (besides the fact that he is a democrat) if he had just admitted the fact and told everyone to mind his own business. He could even say "Just look at my wife!"  

 After all, unlike JJ, Clinton's job description did not include improving our morals by personal example.

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« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2001, 03:06:00 PM »
 
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Originally posted by miko2d:
With all due disrespect, Mr. Clinton's offence was lying under oath and to the public about the affair, not the affair itself.

Wrong, it was both.

 
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 There would not be anything wrong with his presidency (besides the fact that he is a democrat) if he had just admitted the fact and told everyone to mind his own business.
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Strike two , wrong again.

 
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 After all, unlike JJ, Clinton's job description did not include improving our morals by personal example.

 miko

Strike three, you're out miko.
If our youth can't hold the President of the United States up to be a role model (beside the parents), who can they? I can still remember when I had to explain to my youngest what oral sex was as he heard it on the evening news  

Your post sounds like another example of the ongoing desensitizing and acceptance of the lack of morals and principles on which this country was founded. Sad.

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« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2001, 04:27:00 PM »
 
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Strike three, you're out miko.
If our youth can't hold the President of the United States up to be a role model (beside the parents), who can they? I can still remember when I had to explain to my youngest what oral sex was as he heard it on the evening news    
 Your post sounds like another example of the ongoing desensitizing and acceptance of the lack of morals and principles on which this country was founded. Sad.

 With my dislike for Mr Clinton I never thought I would be defending him publicly...

 Was your child ignorant of specifically oral sex or did you somehow managed to protect him/her from hearing about sex in general? Because the latter would be quite a feat in this country.
 In my book sex (straight, oral, and all other kinds) is a way for people to express and exercise their affection to each other, among other things.

 There is no requirement for celibacy or marital faithfullness for a president.

 Of course I would be more comfortable if we could find and elect a real Saint to the post! But for the lack of saints we have to deal with real people.

 A guy in the top seat must be very smart, motivated, enterpreneural, must be comfortable with calculated risk, must be brave, must be ruthless (as CiC he may have to order deaths of some people, including civilians). He must have a healthy respect to the rules but enough gut to write new rules sometimes.

 Ever met a guy like that? They are usually complex people with strong drives and urges. They usually do things sometimes that may not be acceptable in some cases, especially when young or concerning women.
 And there is not that many of them to chose from. So while his family morals would be important to me, they will not be on the top of my list.
 It is common knowlege that many positive qualities in a man are directly linked to his hormonal activity. It is no accident that in the past a large harem was a necessary display for most rulers. You may think that we are much smarter then our ancestors of few hundred years ago but it is not the case. Many great and talanted people were famous for their indiscretions. And many that were not famous just were good enough to hide it!

 Most qualified guys would not think of running for the presidency now for fear that their sins of youth would be aired or their private live would fall victim to the media.

 While a president has some influence as a role model, it is definitely not in the same league as the sport or entertainment stars or fictional media characters.

 Of course you may prefer some cowardly and indecisive, propriety-obsessed slack-jawed idiot to run our country as long as he is a good role model. Well, you have your vote...

miko

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« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2001, 05:44:00 PM »
Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and saw a white band just above his eyes to the top of his head.
 Fearing he was turning white, he called his doctor and told him of his problem. The doctor advised him that he needed to come to his office immediately.
 Upon examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Jesse, and told him to drink it. Jesse did and replied that it tasted like toejam, to which the doctor replied, "It was, Jesse. You were a quart low."

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« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2001, 05:55:00 PM »
When evaluating the conduct of our soon-to-be ex-President, we should not forget that his affair was with a government intern, appox. 30 years his junior, who was working in HIS office. Further, much of the, ummm, activity took place in that same office (in what has been quaintly referred to as the "People's House") and, if reports are to be believed, during the course of official business (including apparently during telephone calls lining up Congressional support for US troop deployments in the Balkans).  

This presents a case of abuse of power which would probably cause any chief executive in corporate America to be instantly terminated if discovered by the Board of Directors (not to mention providing grounds for a mega-dollar sexual harassment suit). In addition, one can't ignore the number of people who themselves became corrupted covering up this mess, including the Secret Service, White House police and even the long-suffering Betty Currie, Clinton's secretary.

Impeachable? Absent the lying under oath, maybe not.  Legally actionable?  Probably (wonder if the statute of limitations has run and how Monica's doing with her royalties from Jenny Craig?).  Disgusting?  Well, each to his own judgment.

Don't know the circumstances surrounding JJ's situation, but he'd have a pretty hard time descending to THESE depths.

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« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2001, 08:55:00 PM »
Gotta give JJ credit over and above clinton. When JJ was presented with the release of the story he did the adult thing and fessed up. He didn't argue the definition of "is", lie about it or ask for public donations to defend himself all the while claiming he was innocent.

I don't care much for JJ and didn't have ANY respect for him, until now.

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« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2001, 10:54:00 PM »
Yeah, its sorta hard to say that I did or didnt have sex umm because they have DNA from the kids saying that it is his. To say anything other then what he did would have been dumb. Honor had nothing to do with it.

I think he will follow the footsteps of that PTL guy baker or wahtever his name is. He asked for forgiveness stepped down from the public life for a while,then faded into obscurity. He probably sells Kirby vacuum cleaners now or something!

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« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2001, 11:23:00 PM »
I heard JJ and Bill were heading over to the DC Hooters after the inauguration...something about picking up some chicks or chicken or something.
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