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Offline texace

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« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2006, 03:20:53 PM »
Must have been standing on his toes...
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« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2006, 03:41:54 PM »
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I finally have a girlfriend that, in the 2 years I've known her, has never once acted crazy.

It's only a matter of time. I hope I don't end up as her hood ornament. :noid


that is the most dangerous kind.

those that don't let it out constantly have no relief valve.  it just continues to build, lulling you into a false sense of security,  all the while building into a Hiroshima like crescendo.
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« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2006, 03:46:24 PM »
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Originally posted by lazs2
Oh... well.... that's different then...

The crazy ones never leave...  

lazs


LOL...you never give up, do you?


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« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2006, 06:34:33 PM »
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I finally have a girlfriend that, in the 2 years I've known her, has never once acted crazy.


How long have you suffered from necrophilia ?
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« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2006, 11:58:31 PM »
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Plus...5 days before and 5 days after...

And 15 days in between
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« Reply #20 on: February 02, 2006, 05:36:42 AM »
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How long have you suffered from necrophilia ?

:rofl
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« Reply #21 on: February 02, 2006, 07:58:26 AM »
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How long have you suffered from necrophilia ?


:rofl    I tried dating when they still had a pulse. Turns out they talk too much and enjoy picking fights.

seriously though, only been dating her since Christmas, and I haven't made her mad yet. It's only a matter of time now. :eek: Hope it goes better than the last one... she was the craziest so far.
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« Reply #22 on: February 02, 2006, 08:01:19 AM »
There are two kinds of women...

Those on anti depresants and those who should be.

lazs
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« Reply #23 on: February 02, 2006, 08:19:44 AM »
Don't worry Indy, once she sets the hook you will find out...
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« Reply #24 on: February 02, 2006, 09:41:38 AM »
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Originally posted by lazs2
Oh... well.... that's different then...

The crazy ones never leave...  

lazs


Sig material!

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« Reply #25 on: February 02, 2006, 09:45:52 AM »
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:rofl    I tried dating when they still had a pulse. Turns out they talk too much and enjoy picking fights.

seriously though, only been dating her since Christmas, and I haven't made her mad yet. It's only a matter of time now. :eek: Hope it goes better than the last one... she was the craziest so far.


Muhhahahaha.   Oh you are so f**king screwed.   She's already doing some magic, she's already got you on her leash.  The collar ain't tight enough for you to feel it yet.  

Karaya

PS - Been married 7 years and known her 13 years.
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« Reply #26 on: February 02, 2006, 12:23:27 PM »
maybe he was cheating?

Brokeback Volvo?
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« Reply #27 on: February 02, 2006, 12:54:25 PM »
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maybe he was cheating?

Brokeback Volvo?


:rofl


Married once....still am for 25+ years.  It's too expensive to divorce.
So now I only date married women cuz the single girls tend to call my wife.

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