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Offline wetrat

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so, I finally bit the bullet
« on: February 06, 2006, 02:14:07 PM »
12:45am - Wifey (edit: wifey=gf, not wife) comes over. Commence dumping her.

2:30am - Wifey leaves. Crying. I feel bad. That took too long.

2:45am - I'm asleep. No longer feel bad.

7:30am - Begin getting out of bed and hitting SNOOZE every 7 minutes.

8:40am - 10 trips across the room have woken me up. Turn off alarm.

8:45am - Tired. Blizzard outside. Starting to feel bad again. I don't feel like going to work. Get back in bed and try to decide whether or not I should feel bad. Why do they have to cry so much?

9:05am - Call boss. Tell him why I don't feel like working. He understands. Cya tommorrow.

9:06am - Shower. No longer feel bad. F*** her.

9:20am - Check bank account. I have money. And no wifey to spend (waste) it on. Begin search for new toy.

9:45am - Find cheap CH rudder peds on ebay, new in box. Press "Buy It Now!" before checking shipping price.

9:46am - Check shipping price to Canada. $50>?!?!? Profanity ensues.

9:50am - Clean spit off of monitor after profanities have passed. Pay for pedals. Tell seller where to put the shipping money in "additional instructions." I don't like the shipping price.



So, my gunnery is about to go down the toilet. HURRAY!
« Last Edit: February 06, 2006, 02:36:54 PM by wetrat »
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« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2006, 02:19:14 PM »
ouch, sounds pretty crappy :(
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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2006, 02:22:59 PM »
You better get ya a Fleshlight while your on-line,your gonna need it.Women don't want you to spend cash on them,they want you to listen,take walks,listen.Men cannot help it,that's the way we are.

Offline wetrat

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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2006, 02:31:23 PM »
nono, the post is about the pedals :aok
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« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2006, 02:32:47 PM »
you got ripped off by a Canadian... how does that make you feel, eh?
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« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2006, 02:34:06 PM »
Wife for pedals. Sounds like a good trade.

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« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2006, 02:34:45 PM »
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you got ripped off by a Canadian... how does that make you feel, eh?
nono, I got ripped off by an american charging $50 to ship TO Canada. Bastid.
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« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2006, 02:35:36 PM »
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Wife for pedals. Sounds like a good trade.
I probably should have clarified this. Wifey = girlfriend. Wife = wife. I don't have a wife. I had a wifey. :p
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« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2006, 02:40:41 PM »
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nono, I got ripped off by an american charging $50 to ship TO Canada. Bastid.


even worse! :lol
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« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2006, 03:04:47 PM »
u dumped her at 2 in the morning?
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« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2006, 03:07:01 PM »
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nono, I got ripped off by an american charging $50 to ship TO Canada. Bastid.

...but ....I needed the money for my new pedals. ;)

...new in the box. :rofl  Gets those hozers every time.

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« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2006, 03:07:10 PM »
thats what a.m. means, what else did you learn in school today? ;)
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« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2006, 03:09:47 PM »
Please tell me you didn't tell her to leave after copulating...
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« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2006, 03:13:00 PM »
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thats what a.m. means, what else did you learn in school today? ;)


Why do you think I asked??
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« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2006, 03:16:37 PM »
aight moody...

it wasn't you he dumped, was it?
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