Author Topic: so, I finally bit the bullet (Read 1582 times)

wetrat · « **on:** February 06, 2006, 02:14:07 PM »

12:45am - Wifey (edit: wifey=gf, not wife) comes over. Commence dumping her.

2:30am - Wifey leaves. Crying. I feel bad. That took too long.

2:45am - I'm asleep. No longer feel bad.

7:30am - Begin getting out of bed and hitting SNOOZE every 7 minutes.

8:40am - 10 trips across the room have woken me up. Turn off alarm.

8:45am - Tired. Blizzard outside. Starting to feel bad again. I don't feel like going to work. Get back in bed and try to decide whether or not I should feel bad. Why do they have to cry so much?

9:05am - Call boss. Tell him why I don't feel like working. He understands. Cya tommorrow.

9:06am - Shower. No longer feel bad. F*** her.

9:20am - Check bank account. I have money. And no wifey to spend (waste) it on. Begin search for new toy.

9:45am - Find cheap CH rudder peds on ebay, new in box. Press "Buy It Now!" before checking shipping price.

9:46am - Check shipping price to Canada. $50>?!?!? Profanity ensues.

9:50am - Clean spit off of monitor after profanities have passed. Pay for pedals. Tell seller where to put the shipping money in "additional instructions." I don't like the shipping price.

So, my gunnery is about to go down the toilet. HURRAY!

Furball · « **Reply #1 on:** February 06, 2006, 02:19:14 PM »

ouch, sounds pretty crappy

AutoPilot · « **Reply #2 on:** February 06, 2006, 02:22:59 PM »

You better get ya a Fleshlight while your on-line,your gonna need it.Women don't want you to spend cash on them,they want you to listen,take walks,listen.Men cannot help it,that's the way we are.

wetrat · « **Reply #3 on:** February 06, 2006, 02:31:23 PM »

nono, the post is about the pedals

Furball · « **Reply #4 on:** February 06, 2006, 02:32:47 PM »

you got ripped off by a Canadian... how does that make you feel, eh?

pellik · « **Reply #5 on:** February 06, 2006, 02:34:06 PM »

Wife for pedals. Sounds like a good trade.

wetrat · « **Reply #6 on:** February 06, 2006, 02:34:45 PM »

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Originally posted by Furball
you got ripped off by a Canadian... how does that make you feel, eh?

nono, I got ripped off by an american charging $50 to ship TO Canada. Bastid.

wetrat · « **Reply #7 on:** February 06, 2006, 02:35:36 PM »

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Originally posted by pellik
Wife for pedals. Sounds like a good trade.

I probably should have clarified this. Wifey = girlfriend. Wife = wife. I don't have a wife. I had a wifey.

Furball · « **Reply #8 on:** February 06, 2006, 02:40:41 PM »

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Originally posted by wetrat
nono, I got ripped off by an american charging $50 to ship TO Canada. Bastid.

even worse!

viper215 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 06, 2006, 03:04:47 PM »

u dumped her at 2 in the morning?

DipStick · « **Reply #10 on:** February 06, 2006, 03:07:01 PM »

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Originally posted by wetrat
nono, I got ripped off by an american charging $50 to ship TO Canada. Bastid.

...but ....I needed the money for my new pedals.

...new in the box.

Gets those hozers every time.

Furball · « **Reply #11 on:** February 06, 2006, 03:07:10 PM »

thats what a.m. means, what else did you learn in school today?

Delirium · « **Reply #12 on:** February 06, 2006, 03:09:47 PM »

Please tell me you didn't tell her to leave after copulating...

viper215 · « **Reply #13 on:** February 06, 2006, 03:13:00 PM »

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Originally posted by Furball
thats what a.m. means, what else did you learn in school today?

Why do you think I asked??

Furball · « **Reply #14 on:** February 06, 2006, 03:16:37 PM »

aight moody...

it wasn't you he dumped, was it?