These I just had to cut and paste, their just too funny 
 
 Smegonem = meatwad
i really dont care for them...even tho they are animal free...i just enver liked marshmellow/marshmallows anyways  smegonem 12/27/04 10:21 AM 
Just go into a store and buy them. They are maybe 75 cents a bag. You arent some kind of sissy, are you? [tWitch] 12/23/04 2:37 PM 
That is SO great! Too bad cows can't actually break out their uzi's and shoot the crap outta the majority of the human population, eh? 
smegonem 12/23/04 5:25 PM 
Too bad the majority of the humam population dont break out uzi's and shoot the crap outta cows.
and this one really upset them
Fish are dumb.  I set my fish on the floor across the room from the aquarium, and it couldn’t even find its way home. So it died.