Author Topic: I have evolved (Read 1501 times)

xrtoronto · « **Reply #15 on:** February 16, 2006, 11:22:29 AM »

all this talk reminds me of the many times I've seen couples driving along city streets and highways have SEX!

Hangtime · « **Reply #16 on:** February 16, 2006, 11:37:41 AM »

the tall neck bud bottle even works in that situation.

as a stop-gap measure, of course.

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #17 on:** February 16, 2006, 11:39:18 AM »

I love ******* bike guys, you can almost always pick them out from the gayglow biker outfit.

It's funny, they complain all the time about cars and how they break the law etc, but these ******s are always running reds and breaking traffic laws themselves.

I am going to get a train horn installed in the heep eventualy. ( need an onboard aircompressor)Then I am going to cruse Niles canyon (very narrow canyon road these *******s love to **** traffic up in) and make them wet themselves.

Morpheus · « **Reply #18 on:** February 16, 2006, 11:51:44 AM »

JTs · « **Reply #19 on:** February 16, 2006, 05:52:01 PM »

unless you do all math by subituting nascar drivers for numbers your not a true redneck

xrtoronto · « **Reply #20 on:** February 16, 2006, 06:00:06 PM »

well I've been on both sides of this arguement (both car/bike) and it always seems that someone, somewhere does something outragous while in their car or on their bike

worst I think was when some biker through his soft drink at my car and hit the windshield

Hangtime · « **Reply #21 on:** February 16, 2006, 07:25:56 PM »

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Originally posted by xrtoronto

worst I think was when some biker through his soft drink at my car and hit the windshield

tall neck bud empty flicked thru the side window. *whack*

....0r....

Harpoon!

Airscrew · « **Reply #22 on:** February 16, 2006, 11:42:52 PM »

Harpoon!

I like the Harpoon, maybe mount it right on front of my Buick, tell em its a hood ornament

then change my name to Ahab

Pooh21 · « **Reply #23 on:** February 17, 2006, 12:56:02 AM »

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Originally posted by Gunthr
When I see somebody yaking on the phone while they're driving it irritates the living s**t out of me. For some reason, it doesn't bother me when I do it though...

know what really pisses me off at a stoplight, the light turns green and the fool in front waits 3 seconds and doesnt go and get out of my way

full speed ahead! dam the torpedoes man!!!

I always wait 3 secs at a light to make sure to avoid redlight runners.

fartwinkle · « **Reply #24 on:** February 17, 2006, 11:00:08 AM »

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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Oh good for you!

I've done that on alot more then one occasion. usually with me yelling to them
"Hey jacknut, get off the friggen road"

I find those Lance Armstrong wannabies infuriating. Half tempted just to run em over when they insist on hogging the road and refusing to give way for faster traffic

Ok thats a lie. Im 3/4 tempted to just run em over.

Particularly when they run in packs its even more infuriating.

If they arent going to at least do the speed limit then either pull off on to the side fo the road so people can pass or get off the road entirely.

Hmmm here's an idea.
Pull in font of them and slow down. right about when they are right behind you. lock up the brakes and let em kiss the back end of your vehicle.
Then sue em for the damage to your vehicle

Try that crap with me and you will be eating with a straw for weeks there tough guy.

Look like it or not bikes have the RIGHT to use most public roads as long as they obey traffic laws.

I know some dorks that run red lights and I think they are Darwin canadites.
Also if some of the riders would keep in mind that even though we have the RIGHT to use the roads we DO NOT have the right to block or impeed traffic in fact you can get a ticket for it here in TX.

And If riding in a group you should be single file so cars can go around you thats the law.

Had a guy a few years ago throw a beer bottle at me I stoped and picked it up.
As luck would have it he stoped up the road at a 7-11 store.
I think they are still trying to remove that bottle from his arse needless to say if this moron trys to injure another rider after the beating I gave him then I pitty him.

Another thing that works well is to call in his license plate with your cell phone
and have his arse busted for assualt.

I have no patience for riders who do not obey the law and that refuse to show some common sense when riding in traffic.

But when someone endangers my life with a 4 thousand pound vehicle I get down right postal on there butts.

Hangtime · « **Reply #25 on:** February 17, 2006, 11:08:47 AM »

and I've had pedal pinheads jepordize myself and other motorists, and then be obnoxious about it. *whump* Bud to the head. If they'd like a personal interview, I'll be glad to grant one.

Don't like it; don't be a pedal pinhead; everybodys happy. You think I go out and stalk cyclists? Get real.. if that was the case I'd just slap 'em off the road with a fender or fold 'em up with a well timed door opening.

Then pee on the wreckage.

Iceman24 · « **Reply #26 on:** February 17, 2006, 11:32:35 AM »

"a Lance Armstrong wanabe that was hogging the road downtown and running redlights. When I was finally able to pass him I graciously let him know how I felt about him by using a universally recognized hand gesture to express my displeasure"

I have a hand gun license but that is the main reason I don't carry, I'm afraid I will get pizzed off in traffic and use the thing lol especially having to drive around the DFW area all the time, I see these idiots allot, most of the time they have headphones on as well and have no clue you are even behind em in a vehicle lol... Joggers are almost worse lol

George Carlin made a bunch of jokes about this particular topic, he was talking about running over joggers and stuff like that...I wish I had a link to it

fartwinkle · « **Reply #27 on:** February 17, 2006, 12:11:17 PM »

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Originally posted by Iceman24
"a Lance Armstrong wanabe that was hogging the road downtown and running redlights. When I was finally able to pass him I graciously let him know how I felt about him by using a universally recognized hand gesture to express my displeasure"

I have a hand gun license but that is the main reason I don't carry, I'm afraid I will get pizzed off in traffic and use the thing lol especially having to drive around the DFW area all the time, I see these idiots allot, most of the time they have headphones on as well and have no clue you are even behind em in a vehicle lol... Joggers are almost worse lol

George Carlin made a bunch of jokes about this particular topic, he was talking about running over joggers and stuff like that...I wish I had a link to it

I see your in Ft Worthless LOL Thats where we in Dallas send the shortbus brigade:rofl

fartwinkle · « **Reply #28 on:** February 17, 2006, 12:19:30 PM »

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Originally posted by Hangtime
and I've had pedal pinheads jepordize myself and other motorists, and then be obnoxious about it. *whump* Bud to the head. If they'd like a personal interview, I'll be glad to grant one.

Don't like it; don't be a pedal pinhead; everybodys happy. You think I go out and stalk cyclists? Get real.. if that was the case I'd just slap 'em off the road with a fender or fold 'em up with a well timed door opening.

Then pee on the wreckage.

I'm willing to bet that you would never stop and confront anyone unless he was one of those srawny bikers that weight 125lbs with a rock in there pocket.

Look what you are saying is BULLCHIT and you and anyone with a brain knows it.
You might do something stupid but you wont stop and back it up I put money on this.

I have never had one not one moron hillbilly in his pick up that either threw something at me or shouted something ever stop not one.

Like I said yes some riders are a pain in the arse but they do have the right under TX law to use the roads as lond as they are not holding up traffic.

They are subject to the same restrictions and fines as motorist.
Run a red light on a bike and johnny law will write you up just like anyone else.

I carry when I ride and I will tell ya that if someone assualts me with anything while riding I will cap there arse and worry about court later so if ya like the thought of lead filling the back of your head best not to come to TX and pull your little man syndrom antics.

JimBear · « **Reply #29 on:** February 17, 2006, 12:38:07 PM »

Let me guess you ride around White rock lake in the streets at 15mph when the speed limit is 35 and feel justified in slowing traffic if not stopping it because its your road too. You best be carrying a concealed carry permit with that sidearm.. so you can be identified.