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Offline uberhun

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« Reply #45 on: February 17, 2006, 04:15:18 PM »
I can't tell you how many times in Chicago I came close to hitting somebody on a bike accidentally because they do not obey traffic laws.
When I was in europe I was so impressed with all the riders who obeyed the traffic laws to the letter especially in Amsterdam. It was so refreshing. Or Maybe I was to stoned on bubble gum and imagined it all.:rolleyes:

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« Reply #46 on: February 17, 2006, 04:29:04 PM »
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Being as im a retired police officer I do.
And as long as the LAW says I have the right to ride on the street I will.

Dont like it? tough change the law as you have that right.

And I ride a 22mph pace around WRL.
I would bet I pay a crap load more taxes every year than you do so my rights on the road are just as important to me as they are to you.


What an idiot, one hand you say you have no patience for those that break law, then in example earlier you talk about assaulting someone at a 7-11. Sounds like u just pick & choose which laws to follow, tough talkin piece of tx trash.

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« Reply #47 on: February 18, 2006, 10:17:50 AM »
my take?   The guys with the gayglo spandex and silly hats don't pay any road tax so they do not deserve to share the road with my 12 mpg el camino.

If they want to drive out to the country and ride that is fine tho...  So long as they are staying off to the side of the road so that I can get around them at 80mph.    

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« Reply #48 on: February 18, 2006, 06:06:27 PM »
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my take?   The guys with the gayglo spandex and silly hats don't pay any road tax so they do not deserve to share the road with my 12 mpg el camino.

If they want to drive out to the country and ride that is fine tho...  So long as they are staying off to the side of the road so that I can get around them at 80mph.    

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Another ignorant satement.
Anyone who lives in a house or obtains a driver licience pays road use tax.

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« Reply #49 on: February 18, 2006, 06:07:20 PM »
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What an idiot, one hand you say you have no patience for those that break law, then in example earlier you talk about assaulting someone at a 7-11. Sounds like u just pick & choose which laws to follow, tough talkin piece of tx trash.


You bet use your car as a weapon at me and I will use my foot as a buttplug.

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« Reply #50 on: February 18, 2006, 06:10:56 PM »
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Thats a good question MT...




We have not have a blackattack in some time.


Farty where you ever a sniper? :D



LOL you clowns are amazing:rofl

I bet you think evryone is this mr black dude your banker your doctor I have never seen such mass delusion in my life.


Oh and give liposuction some consideration there gto:rofl

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« Reply #51 on: February 18, 2006, 06:16:36 PM »
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You obviously don't know a damn thing about me. While I am not particularly skilled in any form of martial arts or carry a loaded firearm about looking for trouble I do have a very very very bad temper and it's got a 2 pound trigger pull. Size, type, color or gender makes not a bit of difference.. get belligerent, piss me off, make a threating move, yer bellybutton has an impending date with the pavement. Pronto.

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if your a foul mouthed leotard wearing yuppie pinhead on a bike blocking the safe movement of traffic around you.

While I may not be successful in the endeavor, you can bank on the attempt.

Remember, Fartboy; not everybody you meet is meek, subserviant or conditioned to accept abuse from pinheads regardless of background. Further, I've never been disposed to let 'the law' take care of my little excursions beyond the pale. Pull my chain, the hammer falls. I'll gladly tell the jury all about it afterwards, and I could care less if your a former cop or a former astronaut.. pull the chain; feel the pain.  

I suspect there's a few more like me driving around going about their business.. not looking for trouble; just trying to get somewhere. So you might want to take that into consideration the next time you hop on yer bike, menace somebody with your 'rights' to the pavement designed to be occupied by a motor vehicle and then beg him to 'do something about it'.

Have a nice safe ride.

;) [/B]


Yep and prison is full of twerps like you.

LOL this is very funny another keyboard commando:p

Hey we have a ballon festival every year here perhapes you could lend some of your hot air.

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« Reply #52 on: February 18, 2006, 06:22:24 PM »
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If my Ex was half as smart as the cats or my kid, we'd still be marrried.

;)


Do you still miss him?

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educate yourselves
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« Reply #54 on: February 19, 2006, 07:22:47 AM »
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LOL this is very funny another keyboard commando
Hey we have a ballon festival every year here perhapes you could lend some of your hot air.


Here ya go class. An example of what will be listed under irony in the next Webster edition.
Pootwrinkle calling someone a keyboard commando. Now that`s funny. I don`t care who you are.
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« Reply #55 on: February 19, 2006, 07:50:34 AM »
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Because he is an internet tough guy biker who will kick your ass?


And I thought dip****s on bikes in spandex was just a Bayarea/Sanfranciso thing. :rolleyes:


Close.  Fartpimple is one of them there "transplants" from the SF area.

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« Reply #56 on: February 19, 2006, 07:59:29 AM »
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I'm willing to bet that you would never stop and confront anyone unless he was one of those srawny bikers that weight 125lbs with a rock in there pocket.

Look what you are saying is BULLCHIT and you and anyone with a brain knows it.
You might do something stupid but you wont stop and back it up I put money on this.

I have never had one not one moron hillbilly in his pick up that either threw something at me or shouted something ever stop not one.

Like I said yes some riders are a pain in the arse but they do have the right under TX law to use the roads as lond as they are not holding up traffic.

They are subject to the same restrictions and fines as motorist.
Run a red light on a bike and johnny law will write you up just like anyone else.

I carry when I ride and I will tell ya that if someone assualts me with anything while riding I will cap there arse and worry about court later so if ya like the thought of lead filling the back of your head best not to come to TX and pull your little man syndrom antics.


Sounds to me, like you never got the crap kicked out of you as a kid.  So you "became a cop" or so you say to make for that fact that burdoned your brain.   I'd be willing to bet right here, right now, you were NEVER a cop.   Because if someone threw anything at you it is NOT assault, but it is Battery.   Who cares if you carry when you ride?  I bet you "hide it" in a "fanny pack" when you are wearing your Yellow US Postal Service spandex leotard.  

I can see why you are "retired", you know NOTHING about the rhetoric that you are spewing.   Go ahead, I know more Secret Service, ATF, FBI, Police Chiefs, Fire Chiefs and Cops, Michigan State Troopers (retired and present) than you could ever know.   They'd all concur, you are full of chit.  

Furthermore, NO person in the United States of America has the RIGHT to drive, the RIGHT to apply for a license.  Driving in this country is a PRIVILEDGE and a priviledge alone.  

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« Reply #57 on: February 19, 2006, 08:27:06 AM »
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Well it’s taken me 45 years (well maybe 30, because the first 15 years probably wouldn’t count) to reach one of my life long goals,...
I am now officially recognized as an Intolerant Redneck :D

It seems I hurt the feelings of a Lance Armstrong wanabe that was hogging the road downtown and running redlights.  When I was finally able to pass him I graciously let him know how I felt about him by using a universally recognized hand gesture to express my displeasure  :mad:

I then pulled in to Taco Bell drive-thru to place an order.  Here comes "Lance" down the wrong way on the drive through looking for me (I didn’t know he cared)  This time I used both hands with middle finger extended just in case he couldn’t see well or may have misinterpreted it the first time.  His lips were moving so I rolled down the passenger window so I could hear him better, and we exchanged some various pleasantries mostly a lot of words with F and A in them.  As he rode his bike out of the drive-thru he called me an Intolerant Redneck A-Hole.  

I gotta say I feel liberated, I no longer have to fake tolerant behavior anymore.   The older I get the less tolerant I become.  I should not, do not, and can not tolerate stupidity in any form

Any way just had to get that of my chest




Well you're on the right path to redneckdom. :D   But a true redneck wouldn't have let him off so easily.  A redneck would have gotten out of the car and kicked his butt, or at least warned him to get out of there or get shot.  Not your fault though, the redneck is a vanishing breed and there are few teachers nowadays.  But you have desire, and when you think about it, what more is there to fulfilling goals?  Keep trying , because it is a worthy and noble pursuit.   Good luck!!!  




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« Reply #58 on: February 19, 2006, 10:39:12 AM »
fart.... are you equating the tax a gayglo pinhead pays with the tax I am paying for my 12 mpg el camino?

and.... stevie ray was gay.   And... if he was alive... he would dislike you too.

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« Reply #59 on: February 19, 2006, 05:42:11 PM »
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fart.... are you equating the tax a gayglo pinhead pays with the tax I am paying for my 12 mpg el camino?

and.... stevie ray was gay.   And... if he was alive... he would dislike you too.

lazs


:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl    your originality is amazing