Author Topic: quote for the day nominee (Read 1900 times)

wrongwayric · « **on:** February 18, 2006, 01:22:59 PM »

Good judgment comes from experience
And a lotta the comes from bad judgment.

Roscoroo · « **Reply #1 on:** February 18, 2006, 01:32:47 PM »

"Pipe down, you guys, you're spoilin' the whole war for me!" - Larry (Stooges)

ridley1 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 18, 2006, 02:10:15 PM »

there's no fighting in here! This is the war room!

Dr. Stranglove.

Negative Vibes, Maury! The bridge'll be there!

Delly's Heroes

sniper68 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 18, 2006, 04:09:25 PM »

first off is kellys heros ridley and its mauriarty

RTR · « **Reply #4 on:** February 18, 2006, 04:41:46 PM »

Never, and I mean never, trust a chicken. No matter how hot you think it looks.

RTR

Flayed1 · « **Reply #5 on:** February 18, 2006, 05:29:19 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by RTR
Never, and I mean never, trust a chicken. No matter how hot you think it looks.

RTR

I thought it was sheep not chicken.

Blooz · « **Reply #6 on:** February 18, 2006, 09:55:32 PM »

"Surely you can't be serious?"

"I am serious and don't call me Shirley"

Grits · « **Reply #7 on:** February 18, 2006, 11:56:22 PM »

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

Saxman · « **Reply #8 on:** February 19, 2006, 01:14:47 AM »

The Inquisiiiiiition, what a show!

"How many prettythangholes we got on this ship?!"

"YO!"

"I knew it! I'm surrounded by prettythangholes! Keep firing, prettythangholes!"

jaxxo · « **Reply #9 on:** February 19, 2006, 02:05:56 AM »

"When you die, on your deathbed, you will recieve total consciousness...so I got that going for me...which is nice"

Schatzi · « **Reply #10 on:** February 19, 2006, 04:04:27 AM »

I know not of what weapons we will use in world war three...but i know world war four will be fought with sticks and stones
- Albert Einstein

"That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?"

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.

Hajo · « **Reply #11 on:** February 19, 2006, 02:50:09 PM »

Last night I shot an elephant while in my pajamas! How he got in there I'll never know!

Graucho Marx

B@tfinkV · « **Reply #12 on:** February 19, 2006, 05:12:45 PM »

Bluebottle: "What time is it Eccles?"

Eccles: "hold on, i got it written on a bit of paper in my pocket."

Bluebottle: "oooo, but it wont be the right time now"

Eccles: "it shows the right time for when i wrote it."

Bluebottle: "but how will you know when its the right time?"

Eccles: "Thats easy, I got it written on a piece of paper!!"

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"Quick, hide behind this pane of glass!"

"But you can see through it..."

"NOT....if you close your eyes!"

*enter the museum security*

"search the room men, and arrest those two idiots behind the glass with their eyes closed"

mussie · « **Reply #13 on:** February 19, 2006, 07:35:11 PM »

"I am a white male 18-45 everyone listens to me" Homer J Simpson

EagleEyes · « **Reply #14 on:** February 20, 2006, 01:27:58 AM »

"Cant talk, gotta shoot"

Col. Bud Anderson
Over Germany in 1944