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Offline Saxman

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« Reply #45 on: February 23, 2006, 12:36:04 AM »
In honor of the recent nuke threads in the Wishlist forum:

"Did you get my bomb?"

"What"

"I can't believe it! I left a nuclear bomb on an elevator!"

"It's ok, you've done worse."

John and Chiana, FarScape
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« Reply #46 on: February 23, 2006, 05:04:29 AM »
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Originally posted by Saxman
In honor of the recent nuke threads in the Wishlist forum:

"Did you get my bomb?"

"What"

"I can't believe it! I left a nuclear bomb on an elevator!"

"It's ok, you've done worse."

John and Chiana, FarScape




:rofl



What happened to that series anyway? It was kinda funny, less homocentric then your usual SciFi.
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Offline SirLoin

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« Reply #47 on: February 23, 2006, 07:00:40 AM »
"I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than ride with Ted Kennedy"
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Offline Simaril

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« Reply #48 on: February 23, 2006, 07:23:22 AM »
Lady Astor: "Mr Churchill, you are DRUNK!"

Churchill: "Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning, I will be sober, and you will still be ugly."



And perhaps appropriate for the AH BBS:

"a fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject" (also by Mr. Churchill)
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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #49 on: February 23, 2006, 10:29:03 AM »
"Are you married, or happy?"--Curly
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Offline Saxman

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« Reply #50 on: February 23, 2006, 10:34:15 AM »
SciFi, in the infinite wisdom they displayed at the time (they thought Tremors and the Dream Team were GOOD ideas. f*ck you Bonnie Hammer!) decided that FarScape, despite being their best and most acclaimed series, wasn't performing well enough in the antiquated Neilsen system, so in spite of a contract for a 5th season pulled the plug after Season 4 (and had the GALL to tag a "Thank you for watching" message at the end). The politics is WAY too much to go into here, but I'm pissed to the point I rarely watch SciFi today (most of their stuff is garbage now, anyway). Instead we got stuck with a 3hr miniseries to wrap the show up (which WAS good, don't get me wrong, but after seeing what they did it leaves you wondering what they could have done with a full 22-ep season to work with).

The REAL kick in the balls is that right afterwards SciFi announced that POS Battleshag remake, because they were in need of an "edge, sexy space-based drama." You prettythangHOLES! What the FRELL do you call FARSCAPE?! Even the rare, badly-timed reruns of FS are better than any of the new crap they run now.
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Offline bigsky406

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« Reply #51 on: February 23, 2006, 10:49:22 AM »
I'd pi$$ on a spark plug if I thought it would help...

Movie WAR GAMES


Now we got him right where he wants us.

James T Kirk

Everyone remember where we parked.

James T Kirk
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Offline AKKarma

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« Reply #52 on: February 23, 2006, 04:50:19 PM »
Never get out of the boat.  Absolutely whoopee right.  Unless you're goin' all the way.

- Captain Benjamin L. Willard
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« Reply #53 on: February 23, 2006, 05:24:33 PM »
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Originally posted by Saxman
"Now call me a prude, but I don't think it's a good reflection on Navy policy to hand over a billion dollar piece of equipment to a man who has 'Welcome Aboard' tattooed on his noodle!"


rotflmao:lol :lol :lol :lol
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Offline Saxman

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« Reply #54 on: February 23, 2006, 11:12:32 PM »
"Hail Mary, full of Grace! Hail Mary, full of Grace! Hail Mary, full of Grace! Hail Mary, full of Grace...!" -- Julian, A Bridge Too Far
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« Reply #55 on: February 24, 2006, 01:36:10 AM »
"My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.”


(Farscape Frelling Ruled .... now all we got is Fargate and BSG ... bsg's pritty cool )
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Offline MissS

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« Reply #56 on: February 24, 2006, 08:53:51 AM »
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'." - unknown


 "He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)



"Don't be so humble - you are not that great." - Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat


"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." - Galileo Galilei


"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad." - Salvador Dali (1904-1989)


"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx (1895-1977)
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Offline CptHowdy

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« Reply #57 on: February 24, 2006, 10:47:12 AM »
"Never, under any circumstances, take a laxative and a sleeping pill the same night."  --- Unknown
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Offline Scatcat

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« Reply #58 on: February 24, 2006, 10:51:59 PM »
Reporting on the combat situation, Marine Commander Colonel David Shoup reported:

"Casualties many! Percentage of dead not known! Combat efficiency? We are winning!"
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