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Offline Mustaine

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« on: March 03, 2006, 01:52:50 PM »
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060303/ap_on_fe_st/nipple_pincher

going to juvie jail for a tittie twister, going to classes put on by Mediation Works, forced to write a letter of appology, being told your draft must be re-written to show your "criminal thought processes."....

what in the holy **** is wrong with society today? :huh :confused: :rolleyes:
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« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2006, 02:05:58 PM »
WTG David Thumler,  I would have taken the detention too.  what a load of BS,  write a letter,....:rolleyes:

Liberal Alert Miller said the program is "often a very, very healing experience between the victim and youth offender."
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« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2006, 02:07:02 PM »
Had he done it to a teenage girl they might have somthing there, but jail time for a purple nurple on another guy is just PC to the extreme.

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« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2006, 02:34:58 PM »
I feel sorry for kids today having to grow up in a PC society that's gone totally bonkers.  I can't tell you how many times my friends and I did the very same thing at his age, right down the street from Crater High.  And now they call it criminal? :O

The only criminals here are the morons at Jackson County Community Mediation Works.

And I can say that because I grew up right where this little incident took place.
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« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2006, 02:48:15 PM »
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They don't have the same social conditioning to 'right & wrong' we grew up with.. they truly think some of our concepts of 'fair' are outright hilarious.


....this is quite hilarious... :lol
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« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2006, 02:53:20 PM »
he should have twisted the social worker's as well
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« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2006, 03:07:54 PM »
The one who really needs help is the little nancy-boy, and his milquetoast parents, who actually filed a lawsuit over a purple nurple.

Correction...he doesn't need help.  He needs a good ***-kicking out back behind the school.

What a pansy.  Kid ought to be ashamed of himself.
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« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2006, 03:14:37 PM »
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Had he done it to a teenage girl they might have somthing there, but jail time for a purple nurple on another guy is just PC to the extreme.

shamus


Really... walk down the hall and do it to one of your co-workers. Let us know how that works out.
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« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2006, 03:45:35 PM »
Sandy...

Teenagers...high school...kids...friends...scr ewing around...

They aren't professionals in an uptight, artificial corporate environment...it's just kid stuff.  

You can't honestly think that juvenile hall and psychotherapy is appropriate for this.  Who the hell needs a 'healing process' for a blasted titty tweak?

Might as well send 'em to prison for a spit-ball.  Please.


PS...I just nurpled a kid (actually 20-something) who works for me to prove a point.  He asked me what the hell was I doing...then did it right back to me!!  We laughed, I told him this story...and we went back to work.  No cops, no lawsuits...just a couple laughs.

Caint we all just lighten up?  :p

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« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2006, 04:00:03 PM »
Would have gotten a year for an atomic wedgy?


What a load of crap, we used to sneak up on each other and kick each other in the nuts, not one ever thought about going to a teacher, in fact if we had it would have turned you into an insta dork.


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 My boss tried to give me a purpe urple a few weeks ago, so I went and let a nasty one rip in his cube... No biggie as long as HR is kept out of it.
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« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2006, 04:06:13 PM »
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Sandy...

Teenagers...high school...kids...friends...scr ewing around...

They aren't professionals in an uptight, artificial corporate environment...it's just kid stuff.  

You can't honestly think that juvenile hall and psychotherapy is appropriate for this.  Who the hell needs a 'healing process' for a blasted titty tweak?


It's all fun and games until you end up in court.. Evidently, this wasn't as friendly as you think.
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« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2006, 04:56:20 PM »
I'd be curious if there were other details not mentioned. The kid says he considered the "other kid" a friend. Was it reciprocal?

Is there a significant size diferential that tends to cause the one kid to be a bit of a bully?
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« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2006, 05:09:36 PM »
According to my health teacher purple nurples can cause male breast cancer.  Couldn't find anything to prove or disprove so it's up in the air.

At any rate it would be something like "sexual harassment" or assault.
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« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2006, 05:19:06 PM »
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According to my health teacher purple nurples can cause male breast cancer.  Couldn't find anything to prove or disprove so it's up in the air.

At any rate it would be something like "sexual harassment" or assault.



No it is a kids prank. Kids do **** like that.  

Caling it sexual harrassment is retarded.


Godamn the generation of kids coming out of schools now are going to be a bunch of *******.
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« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2006, 05:59:36 PM »
Commonly heard exchange on my school playground;

"Know what causes more pain than a hurricane?"

"No.  What?"

"A titty-twister!"  




One of the best fights I ever saw at our school was started by that bit of tom-foolery between two friends.

Ole Ardale was a 6'3" rock-ribbed, ham-fisted, good-natured farm-boy with tapioca pudding for brains.  His bud, Toby, was a somewhat smaller but tough-as-nails cowboy immigrant from Texas.

The scene was St. Patrick's Day.  Ardale was getting his jollies twisting the nipples of every male on campus who wasn't wearing green.  His victims rewarded his vice-like pinches with cries of "Dayum Ardale!!  Sum-beach!!" and laughter.

Then he played the prank Toby.  Unfortunately, his compadre was in no mood to endure the type of pain involved such hi-jinks.  When Ardale twisted that sensitive part 360 degrees he responded with a round-house right that seemed to travel eight feet before rocking Ardale back on his heels.

The resulting fight was thrilling, but short, as the school's burly teachers descended on the scene.  Both miscreants got their backsides burned by the principal.

That afternoon they left the school, put in a few hours of farm work until darkness fell, had a few beers together...and laughed like fools about the whole incident.
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