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Offline JBA

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Bonds exposed.
« on: March 07, 2006, 01:09:24 PM »
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/baseball/mlb/03/06/news.excerpt/index.html?cnn=yes

The preponderance of evidence is by far the most detailed and damning condemnation that Bonds, formerly a sleek five-tool player, built himself into a hulking, record-setting home run hitter at an advanced baseball age with a cornucopia of elaborate, illegally-administered chemicals.

Through 1998, for instance, when he turned 34, Bonds averaged one home run every 16.1 at bats. Since then -- what the authors identify as the start of his doping regimen -- Bonds has hit home runs nearly twice as frequently (one every 8.5 at bats).

 In 100 days, Bonds packed on 15 pounds of muscle, and at age 35 hit home runs at the best rate of his career, once every 10.4 at bats. But he also grew too big, too fast.

Bonds as a menacing boor, a tax cheat and an adulterer given to (probably because of the rampant steroid use) sexual dysfunction, hair loss and wild mood swings that included periods of rage. The authors report that Bonds gave Bell, with whom he continued his affair after his second marriage in January 1998, $80,000 in cash in 2001 from memorabilia income not reported to the IRS.
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And some will argue that steroids don't help you hit a ball.

I hope he and all the others are band for life. and not allowed into the hall.
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Re: Bonds exposed.
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2006, 01:51:44 PM »
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http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/baseball/mlb/03/06/news.excerpt/index.html?cnn=yes

The preponderance of evidence is by far the most detailed and damning condemnation that Bonds, formerly a sleek five-tool player, built himself into a hulking, record-setting home run hitter at an advanced baseball age with a cornucopia of elaborate, illegally-administered chemicals.

Through 1998, for instance, when he turned 34, Bonds averaged one home run every 16.1 at bats. Since then -- what the authors identify as the start of his doping regimen -- Bonds has hit home runs nearly twice as frequently (one every 8.5 at bats).

 In 100 days, Bonds packed on 15 pounds of muscle, and at age 35 hit home runs at the best rate of his career, once every 10.4 at bats. But he also grew too big, too fast.

Bonds as a menacing boor, a tax cheat and an adulterer given to (probably because of the rampant steroid use) sexual dysfunction, hair loss and wild mood swings that included periods of rage. The authors report that Bonds gave Bell, with whom he continued his affair after his second marriage in January 1998, $80,000 in cash in 2001 from memorabilia income not reported to the IRS.
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And some will argue that steroids don't help you hit a ball.

I hope he and all the others are band for life. and not allowed into the hall.



I got an even better idea..... More steriods, steriods for them all. Maybe if every baseball player was forced to take them, the sport would not be so lame and boring.

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« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2006, 02:01:18 PM »
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I got an even better idea..... More steriods, steriods for them all. Maybe if every baseball player was forced to take them, the sport would not be so lame and boring.


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« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2006, 04:18:56 PM »
Say it ain't so Barry!

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« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2006, 04:48:31 PM »
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I got an even better idea..... More steriods, steriods for them all. Maybe if every baseball player was forced to take them, the sport would not be so lame and boring.
Agreed... and the catcher for every team must be a Mr. Olympia contestant, and allowed to tackle people. I'd watch that. Oh, and when a pitcher plunks the guy at bat, he should be allowed to give him a swift kick in the nuts. That'd keep the pitchers payin attention :aok
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« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2006, 05:10:06 PM »
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Agreed... and the catcher for every team must be a Mr. Olympia contestant, and allowed to tackle people. I'd watch that. Oh, and when a pitcher plunks the guy at bat, he should be allowed to give him a swift kick in the nuts. That'd keep the pitchers payin attention :aok



The ball should randomly explode too!!

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« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2006, 05:37:57 PM »
You know in the original rules of "base" a runner was thrown out by hitting him with the ball as he ran.......... might be a case older is better..

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« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2006, 06:38:05 PM »
He was "exposed" after leaving the Pittsburgh Pirates.  

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« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2006, 01:54:45 AM »
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Oh, and when a pitcher plunks the guy at bat, he should be allowed to give him a swift kick in the nuts. That'd keep the pitchers payin attention :aok


Yeah and a voice should boom over the loud speaker:

HEAD SHOT

And then in mortal combat style a pedistal rises and carries the pitcher and the batter into the air where the fight to the death insues.
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« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2006, 09:10:30 AM »
Like this really was a suprise.
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« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2006, 09:15:26 AM »
"was stacking 20 different steroids at one time"

Yeah, some claim (waves to MiniD) that steroids have no effect on your baseball swing. :rofl

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« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2006, 09:20:00 AM »
I don't see how steroids would improve your ability to track the ball and time your swing, but it the extra power that swing punched sure would knock the ball a lot further, I would think.
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« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2006, 09:22:37 AM »
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I don't see how steroids would improve your ability to track the ball and time your swing, but it the extra power that swing punched sure would knock the ball a lot further, I would think.

He'd played plenty of ball before, I'm sure his eye/hand coordination was quite good. Most folks get to the Majors by acquiring this needed asset. Only a handful make it into the record books because AFTER contact, the ball goes bye-bye. Thats where steriods help.

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« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2006, 09:36:08 AM »
I'd have to agree, as that's what I just said.
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« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2006, 09:47:19 AM »
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I'd have to agree, as that's what I just said.

Oh, okay.:) Guess I was automatically reacting to your past, typical "falling-over-ones-self-to-defend-my-brokeback-buddy-MiniD" replies. :D