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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2006, 03:08:37 PM »
just hit this page and go to next picture

http://funnies.com/redpics.htm
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #16 on: March 10, 2006, 03:13:35 PM »
A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.

The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.

After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's home, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.

The redneck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all wanted to let him go.
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Offline Mustaine

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« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2006, 03:15:57 PM »
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« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2006, 03:33:51 PM »
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« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2006, 03:49:06 PM »
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Offline lazs2

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« Reply #20 on: March 11, 2006, 10:15:28 AM »
See Rule #5
« Last Edit: March 13, 2006, 03:21:23 PM by Skuzzy »
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Offline Curval

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« Reply #21 on: March 11, 2006, 10:22:59 AM »
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Originally posted by lazs2
See Rule #5


:rolleyes:
« Last Edit: March 13, 2006, 03:21:39 PM by Skuzzy »
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Offline Shuckins

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« Reply #22 on: March 11, 2006, 12:27:30 PM »
See Rule #5
« Last Edit: March 13, 2006, 03:21:55 PM by Skuzzy »
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Offline Horn

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« Reply #23 on: March 11, 2006, 12:52:01 PM »
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Originally posted by Shuckins
Why not the same consideration for poor whites?


Whoever said rednecks were poor whites? You and Lazs completely miss the point. Never thought I'd see ole Lazs making a "PC" post. He must be gettin all sensitive and stuff.

Redneck is an attitude, not a class.

h
(not poor redneck in CO)
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #24 on: March 11, 2006, 12:55:41 PM »
IF we are to be 100% PC then lazs does have a point.

That also means no making fun of or speaking badly of French, arabs, mexicans, europeans, lutefisk, mac users, ipods, eurofighter, airbus, boeing, SUV's, eskimoes, gun nuts, gun hating nuts, spitfires, neo-cons, republicans, democrats, muslims, him --> :aok  and skuzzy.


What would remain of the o'club?


I would find it very boring to be the only one left here.
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Offline Horn

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« Reply #25 on: March 11, 2006, 01:20:46 PM »
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Originally posted by Nilsen
IF we are to be 100% PC then lazs does have a point.

That also means no making fun of or speaking badly of French, arabs, mexicans, europeans, lutefisk, mac users, ipods, eurofighter, airbus, boeing, SUV's, eskimoes, gun nuts, gun hating nuts, spitfires, neo-cons, republicans, democrats, muslims, him --> :aok  and skuzzy.


What would remain of the o'club?


Especially lutefisk and mac users. Especially them. They are 'thenthetive.

h
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« Reply #26 on: March 11, 2006, 03:47:07 PM »
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Originally posted by Shuckins
Lasz has got a point Curv.  Why is it acceptable to laugh at one group and not another?

 


because rednecks have a sense of humor.

BTW- the proper PC term is 'Appellation-American"
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Offline Curval

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« Reply #27 on: March 11, 2006, 04:13:02 PM »
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Originally posted by Shuckins
Lasz has got a point Curv.  Why is it acceptable to laugh at one group and not another?


No no...you misunderstood.  I think it is mind boggling that lazs is showing that HE personifies the thread topic....a sensitive redneck.  lol:rofl
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Offline Shuckins

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« Reply #28 on: March 11, 2006, 04:14:15 PM »
The term "redneck" was first used by governor "Jeff" Davis of Arkansas to refer to the poor white farmers with sun-burned necks who helped elect him.  They were the direct opposites of what Davis called the "silk-hat" crowd, the intellectual elites, who opposed his election.

I'll be if you took a poll, most people would identify rednecks as poor, illiterate, and racist.
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Offline ASTAC

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« Reply #29 on: March 11, 2006, 05:11:59 PM »
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Originally posted by Shuckins


I'll be if you took a poll, most people would identify rednecks as poor, illiterate, and racist.


And they'd be completely wrong
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