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Offline Saintaw

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« on: April 07, 2006, 02:21:17 AM »
(without changing to a hispanic name...)

jesus walks on water
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« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2006, 02:28:11 AM »
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Nof said a patch of ice floating in the Sea of Galilee -- which is actually a freshwater lake -- would have been difficult to distinguish from unfrozen water surrounding it.


That he didn't fall on his bellybutton is still a miracle.
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Offline Pooh21

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« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2006, 02:30:58 AM »
lets see the scientist surf on a block of ice floating in a lake
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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2006, 02:36:48 AM »
when he comes back, its for the snowboarding roflmao
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Offline MrRiplEy[H]

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« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2006, 04:13:47 AM »
Been there, done that. My whole family walked on water like that just a few days ago. :D
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« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2006, 06:57:03 AM »
why do people concern themselves disproving the earthly miracles of a diety they deny exists?  why are the insecure secularists forever attempting to dispell what they consider mythology?  you people that will spend eternity in agony sure are a fickle lot.
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Offline MrRiplEy[H]

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« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2006, 07:27:22 AM »
Rofl Storch, you people who spend their lives in fear of eternal agony get the worse deal, trust me. :lol
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« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2006, 07:45:12 AM »
I have no fear of eternal agony
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« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2006, 08:43:52 AM »
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Originally posted by Saintaw
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jesus walks on water



I've less trouble imagining you walking on beer

That would be undrinkable beer :(


HOLALA ZE Tragedie !
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« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2006, 10:38:24 AM »
i have water skied, does that count?
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Offline MrRiplEy[H]

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« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2006, 10:50:59 AM »
Storch if you believe in one then by definition your life is governed by that fear.
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« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2006, 04:04:29 PM »
ripley you couldn't be further away from reality, quite the opposite, it is true freedom.
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Offline MrRiplEy[H]

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« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2006, 07:05:46 AM »
Uh.. Storch.. freedom to have your values outlined to you by fear of unknown?

How does that make you free? By freeing you from your own judgement? Of course it's much easyer to follow the herd and do what the book tells you to do. You don't have to think for yourself. :aok
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« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2006, 07:49:34 AM »
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Uh.. Storch.. freedom to have your values outlined to you by fear of unknown?
 


That is so totaly ironic that it is hilarious. :)
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Offline MrRiplEy[H]

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« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2006, 10:25:10 AM »
And by that you mean?
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