buddy of mine has a friend whos a copper....
was taking out his motorcycle the other day, on the way to work.
police issue glock on the right hip, "unloaded" clip removed on the left hip.
bit of wetness on the driveway, gives it some gas, and bike does a 360, dumps him on his side, and BAM... shot a round through the front tire.
lucky as he11 he didn't shoot himself in the leg, neighbors called in a gunshot, he had to report himself, and got repirmanded for it.