Rip: easy
He is from texas. texas either have good software houses, queers, cattle or white trash. he's obviously not a programmer, and not a bull. Might be a queer, I dunno

. But white trash? Definitely

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Udie, might be so, I dunno. But, being a skeptic, I'd require a wee bit of evidence before I concluded foul play.
If it's suspicious, investigate. I find that there are a bit too many "jumping the gun" things when it comes to politics.
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Baron Claus "StSanta" Von Ribbentroppen
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"

"I don't necessarily agree with everything I think." - A. Eldritch