Comon... when does US comedy have golden quotes like this guys (Lord Flashheart from Blackadder, BA#4 is esp good when hes a pilot in the Air Corp):

Lord Flashheart: Always treat your kite (thwaps blackboard) like you treat your woman! (thwaps downwards in spanking motion)
George: What? do you mean take her home to meet your mother?
Lord Flashheart: No! I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back
Lord Flashheart: Goggles on, Chocks away, Last one back's a Homo! Hooray
Lord Flashheart: Now I may be packing the kind of tackle you'd expect to find swinging about between the hind legs of a grand national winner, but that doesn't mean I'm not sick of this damn war. The killing, the suffering, the endless poetry!
Captain Blackadder: Is that what you really think?
Lord Flashheart: No! now get back to your trench before I decorate that wall an interesting new colour called "Hint of Brain"!
From Blackadder Goes Forth
"Right, out your best booze and let's talk about me till the car comes!"
"Get the ***** with the wheels round here now or I'll fly back to England and give your wife something to hang her towels on!"
"If word gets back to England that I'm dead, two thousand girls would kill themselves, and I wouldn't want that on my conscience, Not when they ought to be on my face!"