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Offline xrtoronto

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« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2006, 06:35:40 PM »
Will this be the beginning of a black market sex toy trade?

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« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2006, 06:37:33 PM »
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Is there a reason the Bible Belt continues trying their hardest to make themselves look stupid?  


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Other states that ban the sell of sex toys include Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi and Texas, said Mark Lopez, an attorney for the American Civil Liberties Union.

I dont know if I would say continues,but on this subject they sure seem to be giving it the ol College try.

Unreal.
Bet Sybian sales go through the roof in those states LOL

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« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2006, 07:23:41 PM »
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damn the dildos!


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« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2006, 07:34:43 PM »
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« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2006, 07:39:33 PM »
Prisoner 1 "Whatcha in for boy?"

Prisoner 2 "Possession with intent to distribute"

Prisoner 1" Yea? what were ya dealing. Pot, Heroine, Crank, Coke?"

Prisoner 2 "No, None of those"

Prisoner 1 "Well what was it then? Crack? Ecstasy?"

Prisoner 2 "No not crack, But I guess it could be used on it but its kinda big for that"

Prisoner 1" What can? Ecstacy?"

Prisoner 2 "Yea"

Prisoner 1 "What the hell kind of big Ecstacy do you use on crack"

Prisoner 2 " John Holmes Vibro Jelly dong"

Prisoner 1. "wow, Heavy watermelon man. Thinkyou can get me one?"
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« Reply #21 on: April 22, 2006, 07:52:48 PM »
I'm investing in zucchini futures.
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« Reply #22 on: April 22, 2006, 09:00:37 PM »
One word of advice. Cucumbers. Keep it quiet but the market on them will be hitting an all time high soon.  :noid
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« Reply #23 on: April 22, 2006, 09:15:24 PM »
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Yeah, sell guns to felons at flea markets, but sell a dildo and you go to jail!
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« Reply #24 on: April 22, 2006, 09:21:20 PM »
LOL! I was gonna say that you can have a holster filled with a .45 day or night on the street in texas... slip a rubber dick in there instead and that good old boy's goin up the river fer a spell!

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« Reply #25 on: April 22, 2006, 09:33:16 PM »
Do you think the feds might get a hold of this and start a Department of dil...aww nevermind.

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« Reply #26 on: April 22, 2006, 09:51:16 PM »
In 1973 the state legislature of the U.S. state of Texas passed Section 43.21 (known as the obscenity statute) which, in part, prohibits the sale or promotion of ""Obscene device" mean[ing] a device including a dildo or artificial vagina, designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs."

Although Austin's 20-member police vice squad was broken up in 1998 following an internal scandal involving bribes, graft and corruption, and its task farmed out to various other police units, this has not, apparently, stopped police from prosecuting under the statute. In Burleson in 2004, for example, Joanne Webb, a mother of three and a former schoolteacher, faced up to a year in prison for selling a vibrator to two undercover police officers posing as a married couple at a private party. She was later acquitted, and the undercover officers were issued reprimands.

Section 43.23 of the code deals with promotion ("A person commits an offense if he ... possesses with intent to wholesale promote any obscene material or obscene device. A person who possesses six or more obscene devices ... is presumed to possess them with intent to promote the same.") This section carries higher penalties, and for this reason, those businesses that trade in items covered under the act usually market them as 'novelties' or 'educational items'.  -From the Wiki

Just freaking dumb.  Pleasure/fun  = TEH 3VIL!!1!1!111
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« Reply #27 on: April 23, 2006, 12:14:42 AM »
This sort of thing is exactly what I hate about religion and politics intermingling. I'm pretty sure this was the result of some heavy duty lobbying effort by religious groups wanting to force their morality upon everyone. I have no idea if this is true, but it has happened before.

Conscentual crime laws like these should be ruled unconstitutional. The phrase "life, liberty and pursuit of happiness" appears early on in our history and was the foundation this nation was built on. These laws shame us.

Odd isn't it, that some people sleep better at night knowing they've kept a piece of molded plastic (batteries not included) out of someone's hands?
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« Reply #28 on: April 23, 2006, 12:24:26 AM »
"The phrase "life, liberty and pursuit of happiness" appears early on in our history and was the foundation this nation was built on."

Well, it was originally 'life, liberty, and estate', but Jefferson apparently didn't think people have a right to their own property.




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« Reply #29 on: April 23, 2006, 12:46:41 AM »
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"The phrase "life, liberty and pursuit of happiness" appears early on in our history and was the foundation this nation was built on."

Well, it was originally 'life, liberty, and estate', but Jefferson apparently didn't think people have a right to their own property.

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It was and English philosopher named John Locke who wrote about life liberty and estate.  

The founders drew heavily on Locke, and the original draft of the Declaration of Independence, as penned by Jefferson, did include one reference to property. Referring to King George III of Great Britain, this original draft stated, “He has incited treasonable insurrections in our fellow-subjects, with the allurements of forfeiture and confiscation of our property.”

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We hold these truths to be sacred & undeniable; that all men are created equal & independant, that from that equal creation they derive rights inherent & inalienable, among which are the preservation of life, & liberty, & the pursuit of happiness; that to secure these ends,  


Jefferson believed people have a right to property. There is no question that the founding fathers hoped that everyone (at least every white man) would have some property. Jefferson’s ideal certainly was that we would be a land of many small farmers... nobody with too much.
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