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Offline J_A_B

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« Reply #30 on: April 23, 2006, 01:12:40 AM »
"Jefferson’s ideal certainly was that we would be a land of many small farmers... nobody with too much."

I was trying to make a joke (badly it seems), but I agree wholeheartedly that Jefferson believed in an agrarian sort of lifestyle.  


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« Reply #31 on: April 23, 2006, 03:38:47 AM »
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http://www.independentmail.com/and/home/article/0,1886,AND_8195_4641568,00.html

What the heck?  Anyone here think this is a good idea?


I got worrided they were trying to ban x-gf's...but they're after those other kind of toys.
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« Reply #32 on: April 23, 2006, 03:57:08 AM »
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Is there a reason the Bible Belt continues trying their hardest to make themselves look stupid?  


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Is there a reason you say that?:)





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« Reply #33 on: April 23, 2006, 04:25:36 AM »
Well....... I'm sure the way is paved for all sorts of jokes to be made against people living in some of those southern states. You can have a .45, but not a dildo.

But no jokes from me, today. I'm still in a state of shock that states would actually legislate against sex toys. Un-freaking-believable!!! :eek:
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Offline Yeager

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« Reply #34 on: April 23, 2006, 04:47:50 AM »
for some reason this issue just isn't resonating with me......
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« Reply #35 on: April 23, 2006, 04:48:59 AM »
I was going to say something vulgar, but thought better of it.  Anyway, good to see you Beet1e and thanks for participating.  




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« Reply #36 on: April 23, 2006, 05:30:33 AM »
"LAAAANDD OF THE FREEEEEEEE!"
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« Reply #37 on: April 23, 2006, 06:45:10 AM »
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Well....... I'm sure the way is paved for all sorts of jokes to be made against people living in some of those southern states. You can have a .45, but not a dildo.

But no jokes from me, today. I'm still in a state of shock that states would actually legislate against sex toys. Un-freaking-believable!!! :eek:
:lol


They used to regulate the way you can have sex..some of those laws are still on the books..technically in some states (can't remember which ones) Fellatio is illegal..Just misguided Bible thumpers
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« Reply #38 on: April 23, 2006, 07:03:01 AM »
Those laws aren't enforced.




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« Reply #39 on: April 23, 2006, 09:40:18 AM »
Modify one with a weed eater engine and then proced to scream


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« Reply #40 on: April 23, 2006, 09:49:15 AM »
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Other states that ban the sell of sex toys include Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi and Texas, said Mark Lopez, an attorney for the American Civil Liberties Union.

I dont know if I would say continues,but on this subject they sure seem to be giving it the ol College try.

Unreal.
Bet Sybian sales go through the roof in those states LOL

Anyone interested in starting a mail order buisness?






I know the guy who's father invented the Sybian.  Dude made millions off the thing...  This poor guy has all kinds of bad memories of being the cleanup boy when his father was doing demos in motel rooms.  The chicks would line up out the door to give it a test ride and this poor kid had to stand there and clean up after each "trial".
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« Reply #41 on: April 23, 2006, 09:54:13 AM »
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Well....... I'm sure the way is paved for all sorts of jokes to be made against people living in some of those southern states. You can have a .45, but not a dildo.


(trying to find the constitutional reference to the right to keep and bare sex toys...)

I wonder if Britain has repealed its blasphemy law yet...  the one that muslims tried to get enforced against Salman Rushdie, but that the House of Lords said only pertained to the Church of England.
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« Reply #42 on: April 23, 2006, 10:24:56 AM »
RPM, well said.
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« Reply #43 on: April 23, 2006, 12:58:11 PM »
It all comes down to uptight people who dont want to be thought of as a sexual animal with their feet up over their heads.
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« Reply #44 on: April 23, 2006, 01:32:29 PM »
Been trying to come up with an appropriate reply to this thread.  Got several thoughts along that line...but can't make up my mind which is the most fitting to the subject matter.   Maybe you guys can help:

1.  I wouldn't touch this thread with a ten-foot pole...no telling where it's been.

2.  These devices will now be sold only after a background check and a five day waiting period.  ATF will henceforth be known as ATFD, and will keep a national database on the ownership, use and trafficking of such devices.

3.  Scanning this thread, it appears that school is already out for the summer.

4.  Is it any wonder the Muslims hate the west...

Cast your ballots for only ONE of the above.
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