"Ooh, slowly boiling a man's legs before cutting off his testicles and feeding them to himself. Pretty good Americans!
But, try this: first, we roast this person's feet. We feed them to his daughter (whom we're raping, btw), while we use a spoon to dig out his nuts. We shall then make interestin figures with his intestines, before tying them off to a rock and throwing him off a cliff - improvised bungee style.
We have no shortage of hostages or potential hostages. We're already mentally damanged beyond repair.
Your move, Americans. Think you can outdo us? Hah, we've been doing this since before you were in diapers.
Now where'd I put the acid?"
Yeah, that'll work, moral and ethical questions non withstanding.