Author Topic: Top 11 Old West Phrases ruined by the Gay Cowboy movie (Read 746 times)

Bodhi · « **on:** May 15, 2006, 05:20:35 PM »

Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Darned Gay Cowboy Movie

1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."

4. "Howdy, pardner."

5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."

7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."

8. "Let's mount up!"

9. "Nice spread ya got there!"

10. "Ride'em cowboy!"

11. "I reckon this might hurt a little."

Brenjen · « **Reply #1 on:** May 15, 2006, 05:56:32 PM »

How about "skin 'nat smoke wagon boy!"

Toad · « **Reply #2 on:** May 15, 2006, 06:14:51 PM »

Also from Tombstone:

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Now jerk that pistol and go to work

Hawklore · « **Reply #3 on:** May 15, 2006, 06:18:00 PM »

Shifty · « **Reply #4 on:** May 15, 2006, 07:02:49 PM »

12. Giddie up!

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #5 on:** May 15, 2006, 10:07:31 PM »

What gay Cowboy movie? I know of a gay sheep herder movie that got some awards a few months back, but I've never heard of a gay cowboy movie.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Toad · « **Reply #6 on:** May 15, 2006, 10:10:04 PM »

Yer right.. it was a sheepboy movie.

Brenjen · « **Reply #7 on:** May 15, 2006, 10:10:43 PM »

Did the gay humpback movie get awards? I thought the director did, but I didn't think the movie won *squat*...(that brought a nasty picture to mind)

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #8 on:** May 15, 2006, 10:12:12 PM »

You look back at your history of the west and cowboys killed sheepherders and then killed all the sheep.

Just sayin'...

Toad · « **Reply #9 on:** May 15, 2006, 10:13:37 PM »

Baa-aaaaaaaaaad Cowboys!

Baa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaa-d.