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Offline Dago

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« on: May 26, 2006, 08:59:24 PM »
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

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« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2006, 09:02:57 PM »
Ah, me Guiness scored well. Of course.

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« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2006, 09:15:01 PM »
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Ah, me Guiness scored well. Of course.


I think it scored the highest.
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

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« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2006, 09:48:31 PM »
I don't know what's funnier.  The fact that guiness scored the highest, or that people actually drink that piss.


Here's a real website:

http://www.ratebeer.com


But take note for the website I've given.  Darker beers are highly biased for on that website, while all non dark beers and seen as piss, but most of the reviews are honest.
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« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2006, 09:57:00 PM »
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I think it scored the highest.


 As well it should, it's the best beer on earth. No other beer is even good enough to share a bar with Guiness. Guiness rules & the others are just yellowish water.

 A Canadian girl I know told me a joke about american beer once, She said;

 "American beer is like having sex in a canoe....it's the closest thing to F*****G water you're likely to find.":rofl

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« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2006, 10:07:22 PM »
You didn't happen to be in a canoe at the time did you?;)

srry...couldn't resist. And I have been quaffing a few fine Canadian ales this evening :)

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« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2006, 10:09:21 PM »
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You didn't happen to be in a canoe at the time did you?;)

srry...couldn't resist. And I have been quaffing a few fine Canadian ales this evening :)

RTR


 I wish, she's a cutie.

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« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2006, 10:14:02 PM »
heh, all our girls are cuties. It's in the genes (jeans too!).

(althoooooough..there was that little southern belle I met in SC once......)

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« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2006, 07:12:46 AM »
ahhh, I am a beer god.  Gueinnss stout my favorite brew.

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« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2006, 07:18:49 AM »
Guiness as far i've been told isn't a beer, it's a stout. Now i've been told that by many off the boat irish men and women. So if that's the case, it can't win a beer contest, because its not a beer.....

But what the hell is a stout??? :huh

Warsteiner, is my favorite beer. Close 2nd is becks.
Strangest beers i've had.. "Bumbling Idiot"
and "Old Devil", which were both pretty good by the way.
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« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2006, 08:42:56 AM »
Guinness is the worst stout I've ever had.

beeradvocate is a better beer guide.

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« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2006, 08:44:15 AM »

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« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2006, 08:51:54 AM »
The best beer ever made is the one you have just poured up in your mug that you....
....formulated yourself
....brewed yourself
....watched the fermentation like a mother hen yourself
....secondaried yourself
....cleared yourself
....bottled yourself


Best rule of thumb for brewing is still the K.I.S.S. system. Hard to improve on perfection.
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« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2006, 11:00:17 AM »
I prefer Murphy's to Guinness but then you can get Guinness almost everywhere.

They had a few of my faves on that list including Paulaner Dunkel Hefe Weizen which is really lovely.  How on earth could they include Becks and Spaten though which are absolutely terrible.

Quite disappointed to see some really nice UK ales missing though found it amusing that Newcastle Brown Ale was included because it's dire! lol
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« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2006, 11:01:24 AM »
I agree Jakal, although I don't brew I have had some damn good home brews in the past. Keep it alive.