It's a good gig.
I've already grown a reputation as a jokester. It's a bit of a long story but the readers digest version is:
-Myself (new hire) and two other guys from same company are at training facility together. They're for a different airplane I'm for the Encore
-Make friends with one of the other guys...cool guy. Baseball, women, alcohol all common interests.
-Other guy is a toolbag. Super pilot dork. Super ego pilot dork. Giant dork sweetheartbag
-Other guy makes me mad and I give him an unfiltered bit of what I'm thinking. Other guy doesn't like.
-Cool guys laughs, other guy gets more mad.
-Other guy throws cracker at me
-I ponder killing other guy
-5 minutes later we're walking through the parking lot when other guy says "I can tell you want to hit me." I just keep walking. He then says "Wanna just fight and get it over with?" I stop, clench a fist, look him right in the eye and say "Really?" Mind you I'm 6'0, 230lbs. His face was priceless and it was all I could do to not start laughing. Afterward the cool-guy spread the word of what happened and now I'm something of a legend.
And I hadn't even sat in an airplane yet!
Fast Forward a few weeks:
Every time I fly with a new guy or run into people I'm meeting for the first time they say "oh yeah you're so-in-so's buddy who kicked the @#%! out of whats-his-name." They say that everybody will know me for that, but nobody will ever think poorly of me for it. In fact they wish they could have been the one to do it.
aaaaaaaaaanyways...
I order some business cards with this guy's name, real phone number and a bogus email that I own. He goes around saying he's a "Citation X Captain" when he'd never even sat in the damn thing. I made sure to put on the card "Just call me captain!" etc etc etc.
So now these business cards which appear legit have been floating around and it's gotten out that I'm the creator. Now my entire order of 250 for $4.95 is GONE and am being asked to order more
I like this job
