Two women in heaven, recent arrivals, were comparing stories on how they
>>had died.
>>
>>First woman said, "I froze to death."
>>
>>Second woman, "You froze to death - how horrible!"
>>
>>First woman, "Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,
>>I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
>>
>>What about you?"
>>
>>Second woman, "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
>>husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
>>
>>But instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV."
>>
>>First woman, "So what happened?"
>>
>>Second woman, "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere, that
>>I star ted running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and
>>searched and went down to the basement. Then I went through every closet
>>and checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere
>>, and finally became so exhausted that I Just keeled over with a heart
>>attack and died."
>>
>>First woman, "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - we'd both still be alive."
