Author Topic: Allah Akhbar??? Perhaps not. (Read 696 times)

straffo · « **Reply #15 on:** June 08, 2006, 04:43:42 PM »

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Originally posted by Goomba
I'm with Shifty....I'll take 72 bisexual strippers over 72 virgins for certain.

I'd not go as far as hookers, tho...want experienced, not worn out. Besides, I dont wanna hafta pay for it in Paradise.

RTR...Now there's an interesting point to consider...

Now that you say that I checked ... and the proper translation of Courtisane is Courtesan ... not hooker

midnight Target · « **Reply #16 on:** June 08, 2006, 04:49:32 PM »

Just give me one good hearted woman with a warm heart and a great sense of humor, it doesn't matter one iota what she looks like........

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH.....

lukster · « **Reply #17 on:** June 08, 2006, 04:50:05 PM »

I'd prefer a few "companions". Maybe like this one: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1072555/

MoeRon · « **Reply #18 on:** June 08, 2006, 05:54:33 PM »

This guy sums it up nicely... 72virgins

Maverick · « **Reply #19 on:** June 08, 2006, 06:03:19 PM »

Consider this twist. He gets the 72 virgins, but he gets eternity as a eunuch so the virgins stay virginal.

Neubob · « **Reply #20 on:** June 08, 2006, 06:08:38 PM »

I like where this is going...

But here's a question:

Who's this aquashrimp fellow and why was he banned in the first place?

Come to think of it, I've been gone for a while myself. Whatever happened to Nuke, Staga and Airhead. Why are they no more and who are they now??

Hawklore · « **Reply #21 on:** June 08, 2006, 08:55:03 PM »

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Originally posted by Thrawn
Two of my sister's friends died and after a few minutes were revived. They are now born again athiests.

Maniac · « **Reply #22 on:** June 09, 2006, 06:35:50 AM »

I would take 72 over 1 any day. Eternity with only 1 or with 72?

Hard choice.

Leslie · « **Reply #23 on:** June 09, 2006, 09:12:39 AM »

Well I hope the Islamic terrorist bastards find out the hard way. They can go to hell, without virgins or anything else. They chose and now they find out. No virgins, no anything. Hell is nothing. No existence, no thoughts, no remembrance...only non-existence, for ever and ever. Serves the ones who choose that path right.

Les

john9001 · « **Reply #24 on:** June 09, 2006, 10:18:16 AM »

72 virgins is a miss-translation, Muhammad did not speak Arabic, he wrote that martyrs would get lots of white grapes(rare at that time), when the Koran was translated into Arabic white grapes were miss-translated into 72 virgins.

enjoy your white grapes.

RTR · « **Reply #25 on:** June 09, 2006, 10:34:24 AM »

Wait a minute......I thought it was 72 Virginians.

RTR

Neubob · « **Reply #26 on:** June 09, 2006, 01:04:50 PM »

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Originally posted by john9001
72 virgins is a miss-translation, Muhammad did not speak Arabic, he wrote that martyrs would get lots of white grapes(rare at that time), when the Koran was translated into Arabic white grapes were miss-translated into 72 virgins.

enjoy your white grapes.

Just curious....

Was 'kill the infidels' perhaps a mistranslation of 'pin the tail on the camel'?

Would be a much nicer faith if that were the case... White grapes does seem like a much more dignified cause. Too bad the idiots that strap bombs to themselves are expecting to spend eternity in sin, not fruit and berries.

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #27 on:** June 09, 2006, 02:18:20 PM »

Dirka Dirka?