So Zarqawi is dead... Now what?
Well, 72 virgins, distributed over the course of eternity, doesn't amount to much. In fact, if you divide an infinite period of time by 72, you still end up with an infinite period of time.
In short, our martyr is still averaging only 1 virgin per infinite. If, however, he's rewarded for his actions with all 72 virgins simultaneously, he's averaging one virgin per infinite, while permanently stuck with 72 nagging, sexually-inexperienced girls.
Furthermore, if said virgins somehow remain virgins (and thus deprived of the ability accrue experience) despite whatever sick, twisted acts of Islamic misogynism he tried to inflic ton them, all of his efforts will be for naught.
So, here's what you've got...
A man who most likely doesn't think too highly of women, spending the rest of time with 72 women who don't know, and are unable to learn, how to pleasure him.
With an image of heaven such as this, it's no surprise he was a jerk while he was still living. In fact, the act of being born had effectively doomed him to what many of us would consider hell.
Maybe Allah isn't quite as akhbar as we're being led to believe.
