Using the patented StSanta decoder, I managed to complete the questions and answers.
1) What describes your perfect date?
>> a) Candlelight dinner for two (Add 4 points)
>> b) Amusement Park (Add 2 points)
>> c) Roller blading in the park (Add 5 points)
>> d) Rock Concert (Add 1 point)
>> e) See a movie (Add 3 points)
>> f) Stalk someone and flash it (subtract 4 points)
2) What is your favorite type of music?
>> a) Rock and Roll (Add 2 points)
>> b) Alternative (Add 1 point)
>> c) Soft Rock (Add 4 points)
>> d) Classical (Add 5 points)
>> e) Popular (Add 3 points)
>> f) Anything that makes life look weird (subtract 2 points)
3) What is your favorite type of movie?
>> a) Comedy (Add 2 points)
>> b) Horror (Add 1 point)
>> c) Musical (Add 3 points)
>> d) Romance (Add 4 points)
>> e) Documentary (Add 5 points)
>> f) Sheep porn (subtract 5 points)
4) Which of the following jobs would you chose if you were given only these choices?
>> a) Waiter/Waitress (Add 4 points)
>> b) Sports Player (Add 5 points)
>> c) Teach! ! er (Add 3 points)
>> d) Policeman (Add 2 points)
>> e) Bartender (Add 1 point)
>> f) Drug dealer (subtract 3 points)
5) Which would you rather do if you had an hour to waste?
>> a) work out (Add 5 points)
>> b) Read (Add 4 points)
>> c) Watch TV (Add 2 points)
>> d) Listen to the radio (Add 1 points)
>> e) Sleep (Add 3 points)
>> f) Eat pizza in the nude (subtract 1 point)
6) Of the following colors, which do you like the best?
>> a) yellow (Add 1 point)
>> b) white (Add 5 points)
>> c) sky blue (Add 3 points)
>> d) teal (Add 2 points)
>> e) red (Add 4 points)
>> f) Black (subtract 2 points)
7) Which one of the following would you like to eat right now?
>> a) ice cream (Add 3 points)
>> b) pizza (Add 2 points)
>> c) sushi (Add 1 point)
>> d) pasta (Add 4 points)
>> e) salad (Add 5 points)
>> f) All of the above, directly from your t-shirt (subtract 3 points)
What is your favorite holiday?
>> a) Halloween (Add 1 point)
>> b) Christmas (Add 3 points)
>> c) New Year's (Add 2 points)
>> d) Valentine's Day (Add 4 points)
>> e) Thanksgiving (Add 5 points)
>> f) Freya's Day (subtract 4 points)
9) If you could go to any of the following places, which would it be?
>> a) Paris (Add 4 points)
>> b) Spain (Add 5 points)
>> c) Las Vegas (Add 1 point)
>> d) Hawaii (Add 2 points)
>> e) Hollywood (Add 3 points)
>> f) Eegonoid 7 (subtract 8 points)
10) Of the following, who would you rather spend time with?
>> a) Someone who is smart (Add 5 points)
>> b) Someone with good looks (Add 2 points)
>> c) Someone who is a party animal (Add 1 point)
>> d) Someone who has fun all the time (Add 3 points)
>> e) Someone who is very emotional (Add 4 points)
>> f) A hooker with four breasts (subtract 3 points)
Now total up your points and find your character below:
(10-17 points): You are TAZ
You are wild and crazy and you know it. You know how to have fun, but you may take it to extremes. You know what you are doing though, and are much in control if your own life. People don't always see things your way, but
that doesn't mean that you should do away with your beliefs. Try to remember that wild spirit can lead to hurting yourself and others.
(18-26 points) You are Bugs Bunny. You are fun, friendly, and popular. You are a real crowd pleaser. You have probably been out on the town your share of times, yet you come home with the values that your mother taught you. Marriage and children are important to you, but only after you have fun. Don't let the people you please influence you to stray.
(27-34 points) You are Tweety. You are cute, and everyone loves you. You are a best friend that no one takes the chance of losing. You never hurt feelings and seldom have your own feelings hurt. Life is a breeze. You are witty, and calm most of the time. Just keep clear of backstabbers, and you are worry free.
(35-42 points) You are Peppe Le Pew (without the smell, well some of you anyway) You are a lover. Romance, flowers, and wine are all you need to enjoy yourself. You are serious about all commitments. A family person. You call
your mom every Sunday, and never forget a Birthday. Don't let your passion for romance get confused with the real thing.
(43-50 points) You are Speedy Gonzales. You are smart, a real thinker. Every situation is approached with a plan. You are very healthy in mind and body. You teach strong family values. Keep your feet planted in them, but don't overlook a bad situation when it does
happen.
(>0 points) Boy, are you in trouble. You're the little devil that pops up on a character's shoulder. Yer a quick thinking no morals perverted little dweller in hell. Do what you want; it won't get any worse, you already got a condo by the Lake Of Lava.
Me, I land far short of the positive numbers
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StSanta
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
[This message has been edited by StSanta (edited 10-25-2000).]
