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Offline Jigster

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« on: May 15, 2001, 04:41:00 AM »
Pearl Harbor is going to be another movie that might be otherwise good if it wasn't centralized around a love plot. Sigh.

Nothing ruins a good war/disaster movie more then a love plot. Why? Because money that could be used for more explosions and better historical equipment/actors and other special effects is wasted on a plot and cast developement to attract a wider audience.

I mean look what they did with Titanic! Blah!

I guess VH1 is good for something after all.  

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« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2001, 05:33:00 AM »
How about a movie that has Russians and Germans speaking English with English & American accents?  Hopefully, when they show the Japanese, they'll actually be speaking Japanese!

Bah, what am I saying, I just hope there's some cool plane toejam in it!  


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« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2001, 05:40:00 AM »
It won't be complete unless Celine Dion does a love ballad for it.  

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« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2001, 06:16:00 AM »
Oh they did better then that. They got Faith Hill to sing the love ballad. Celine is so... 5 minutes ago.

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« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2001, 07:27:00 AM »
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« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2001, 07:37:00 AM »
Its to broaden the market it seeks to draw in.  Wifes will go with their husbands, GF's will go with their BF's, if there's a love plot.

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« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2001, 07:57:00 AM »
DOn't care if there is smoochin.  I just got one thing to say.....
They best not be touching our squeakes while we at the movies wit em.  And I want to see  blood.


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« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2001, 08:20:00 AM »
 As long as it has planes that kill stuff and blow toejam up Ill be happy.

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« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2001, 10:22:00 AM »
I still think Ben Afleck is gonna f@#$ the whole movie up.

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« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2001, 10:28:00 AM »
 
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Its to broaden the market it seeks to draw in.  Wifes will go with their husbands, GF's will go with their BF's, if there's a love plot.
My wife would even go see Enemy at the Gate with me. I think she would have liked it better than I did. The best part of that movie was the Ferry boat straffing in the begining. Not on my Top 10 DVD list  


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« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2001, 10:29:00 AM »
What does the bird look like ?  

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« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2001, 12:44:00 PM »
I saw the comercials and there are a lot of planes blowing up, including german planes.
so I will go see it and be happy.

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« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2001, 04:01:00 PM »
I heard they were going to cast all the japanese as mexicans speaking southern cali anglo/mex slang after all the latin market is much larger.    


kinda like a wwii take on "westside story"
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« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2001, 07:40:00 PM »
Why don't they just remake The Longest Day with Saving Private Ryan type action?!  Instant re-classic!!

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« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2001, 07:23:00 AM »
It won't sell unless it's got pop singers.

Saving Private Ryan was a mix of new-level shock value sensationlism and a marketing sucess fluke.