Funked - you are spot on.
We've had a gay person teaching in our schools before and it ended with him molesting grade school kids.
So gays molest kids now? You're going to be telling me they killed Jesus or are responsible for the 'New World Order'. Basically you're saying homosexuals are MORE likely to commit acts of indecency with kids, than a heterosexual?
Where are your statistics to back this up? Or does it amount to a big steaming pile of roadkill?
I think the latter is probably true, given that other gem in your post:
I think it's a mental illness that needs to be cured ASAP.
Please show us how you would cure homosexuality! Have you experienced this 'medicine' first hand?
The hysterical picture you and Ripsnort are painting shows a gay teacher showing his pupils the different positions they use during gay sex! Or showing them the different clubs around town that are frequented by gays! Ridiculous! What is wrong with an 11 y/o being told that some people have different lifestyles?
For instance, if you're are so against your kids being taught about the different 'life-styles' out there, I assume you have a similar dislike for how kids are taught about different religions? Afterall, following other religions is 'banned' by the Bible - it acknowleges their existence, but forbids them as 'Wrong'.
As an 11 y/o, I'd known about the facts of life for about 4 years before my school went through it. I knew what homosexuality was (in a vague sense anyway). Yet MIRACULOUSLY I didn't become gay - I was somehow able to put things in perspective. Why can't you trust kids to do the same? My parents went through it all with me while it was being discussed at school, and all the way through my teens we had 'personal development' sessions discussing everything from sex, abortion and euthanasia to war, death and religion.