Along the same lines.. Here's part of an email a friend sent me today.
"I almost threw my monitor out the window. Another
xxxxxxx 1 outer.  Even worse, two hands before this
one, there were quad Aces.  So on the river, I was
telling myself, there is no way he has quad 9's.  Sure
enough.  BAMM.  I yelled "MOTHER Fxxxxx" so loud that
Kiki came into the office all bleary eyed, "Daddy, did
the computer get you?"  Luckily that made me laugh. "