Glad you think it's funneh, Bronk.
A little info for ya-
Höeklyn & Synqre HS-123a
General characteristics
Crew: Three 
Length: 7.47 m (24 ft 6 in) 
Wingspan: 16.76 m (55 ft 0 in) 
Height: 2.81 m (9 ft 2 in) 
Wing area: 50.20 m² (540.35 ft²) 
Empty weight: 4,600 kg (10,141 lb) 
Loaded weight: 6,912 kg (15,238 lb) 
Max takeoff weight: 8,100 kg (17,857 lb) 
Powerplant: 2× Junkers Jumo 211A liquid-cooled inverted V-12, 900 kW (1,200 hp) each   
Performance
Maximum speed: 742 km/h 461 mph 
Combat radius: 1,000 km (620 mi) 
Ferry range: 1,900 km (1,180 mi) 
Service ceiling: 11,000 m (~34,000 ft) 
Rate of climb: 22 m/s (4,330 ft/min) 
Wing loading: 137.7 kg/m² (28.2 lb/ft²) 
 Armament
2x 30 mm MK 108 cannon 
2x  7.92 mm machine guns 
2x 500 kg (1,100 lb) bombs