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Offline Nash

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What do you call your job?
« on: July 08, 2006, 09:30:45 PM »
Okay..... I'm going waaaaaaaay out on a limb with this one...

I just finished listening to 'Levon' by Elton John, where the dude calls his job "Jesus" (because he likes the name).

I'm an art director who does advertising and blah blah blah.... and it usually winds up in piktures.

So I'll call my job: "Crayon."

What's your real job description?

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« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2006, 09:32:37 PM »


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Levon wears his war wound like a crown
He calls his child jesus
`cause he likes the name
And he sends him to the finest school in town


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« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2006, 09:34:05 PM »
Maybe you meant to post in this thread?
If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!

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« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2006, 09:41:39 PM »
Lol....

:rofl

That's too bad though.... because I really liked the idea of somebody calling his "job" Jesus.

Damn...

But whatever. Play along Toad. His job was jesus. Your job was what?

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« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2006, 09:43:39 PM »
Interesting.


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If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!

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« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2006, 11:55:48 PM »
I call my job Ex-wife. It's boring, tedious, I hear nothing but complaints and it's a general pain in the arse.
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« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2006, 02:40:15 AM »
I call mine "busy".

Because "they" dont bother me as much if I say I am.
By "they" I mean everybody except me.
I dont like beeing bothered by "them" at all.


I dont trust "them"

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« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2006, 02:52:35 AM »
Bob
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« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2006, 07:58:31 AM »
Never thought of it before.  I am in water and sewer so I guess it would be ****ty.

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« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2006, 08:00:10 AM »
Beans.
Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

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« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2006, 08:14:20 AM »
I'll call mine Amazon coz there's lots of snakes and leeches, I'm usually up to my tender bits in aligators and I have to watch for things biting me in the ass.

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« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2006, 08:42:16 AM »
Mine would be bull, or S##t, or maybe dung?
(well it's brown and sounds like a bell)
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« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2006, 08:51:00 AM »
I call my job BUCK...as in, "Everybody passes the..."

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« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2006, 08:57:49 AM »
3 ring circus with 30 ringleaders

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« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2006, 10:49:15 AM »
aluminum can tossing management
Dat jugs bro.

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