Okay..... I'm going waaaaaaaay out on a limb with this one...
I just finished listening to 'Levon' by Elton John, where the dude calls his job "Jesus" (because he likes the name).
I'm an art director who does advertising and blah blah blah.... and it usually winds up in piktures.
So I'll call my job: "Crayon."
What's your real job description?