Wooohooo I'm Dead

[Dichotomy]

thanks MB.. killed a drone in a 38 and became a sticky spot against a hanger attempting to land... I blame the she devil for distracting me

and on that note.. night gang

[Vudak]

Seriously though, run.  People have gotten divorced over this game.  Not even kidding.

Of course if YOU get divorced over this game I think someone really WILL beat the hell out of you at a CON some day

Welcome

[DamnedRen]

If he gets divorced then he really deserves the game.

I'm not sure who the gal in the picture is but I'm sure he shouldn't be posting pics of that lovely lady when he already has a she-devil at home

If you prefer to touch down on the runway instead of being a blotch on a nearly perfect cartoon landscape you may want to swing by and spend a little time with a trainer in the Training Arena. We can help you set up your equipment and get you up to speed fairly quickly.

If you just gotta be stubborn, us trainers can wait...eventually you WILL come to us....repeat after me....You WILL come to us....keep yer eyes on the swinging watch...you WILL come to us....opens a beer and hands it to Dichotomy....you WILL come to us......

Oh yeah, don't wait too long! If you set yer stick up too crazy it takes longer for you to adapt to the correct setup. This, in turn, delays your ability to get kills. But, it in no way hinders your odds of getting shot down.

Also, the next time yer out shopping buy a headset with mic. It cuts down on your ability to hear wife ack and allows you to concentrate on the game. The only shortfall is you won't hear the swing of the bat.

Welcome aboard!

[Furball]

Great post.

[Schatzi]

Great AAR .


Welcome aboard. Im looking forward to meet you in the virtual skies! Dont be long..... those drones cant appreciate you .

[FBplmmr]

you are driving to work and consider doing a high yo-yo on the next turn:rolleyes:

[Aquabat]

Originally posted by FBplmmr
you are driving to work and consider doing a high yo-yo on the next turn:rolleyes:

Tell me about it, I am always thinking of the AOT when following people around curves.

[Major Biggles]

Originally posted by Aquabat
Tell me about it, I am always thinking of the AOT when following people around curves.

or, you use the dead bug on the windscreen as a gunsight, making machine gun sounds infront of your whole family, as you swerve about on the road trying to pull the right lead for the shot...

[Simaril]

Or quietly keep your hand on the gearshift and pretend there's a trigger on it...hping no one will notice....






I remember reading on the BBS about a AH'er who's also a commercial pilot. He was on th taxiway, waiting in line for his turn to take off...and as the plane in front turned to get on the actual runway, it crossed his windscreen. As it passed where his gunsight would be, he mentally squeezed the trigger and said "DEAD" a bit louder than he meant to.

It apparently gave his copilot a major freakout.

[Dichotomy]

honestly I'm not too worried about wife ack.. she's got her own computer addictions so we sit in the office side by side her doing her thing me doing mine.  

Thanks for all the kind words gents and lady... I'll be asking for a trainer fairly soon

[Casper1]

Originally posted by Aquabat
Tell me about it, I am always thinking of the AOT when following people around curves.

And i thought i was the only idiot who did that!  

(does anyone else annoy their she-devils by acting like you are attacking cars in front of you with machine gun noises????)

[Vudak]

Originally posted by Major Biggles
or, you use the dead bug on the windscreen as a gunsight, making machine gun sounds infront of your whole family, as you swerve about on the road trying to pull the right lead for the shot...

Or, every time you're on a rollercoaster:

[Coaster starts climbing]

"August, 1944...  Somewhere over the Rhine...  Vudak circles about in his F4U1 Corsair...  How he got a Corsair to the Rhine?  Well, don't worry 'bout that.  Doesn't really matter....  A cloud layer above him, he climbs to get a better view..."

[At the top]

"BANDITS! SIX O'CLOCK HIGH! 109s! There's only one option - power dive!"

[give play by play in the middle]

"RATA TATA TATA TATA RATA TATA TATA TATA!!!!"

C'mon, I'm not the only one who does this.

(Suprisingly enough, I've actually found it does get chicks )

[Aquabat]

Originally posted by Vudak
Or, every time you're on a rollercoaster:

[Coaster starts climbing]

"August, 1944...  Somewhere over the Rhine...  Vudak circles about in his F4U1 Corsair...  How he got a Corsair to the Rhine?  Well, don't worry 'bout that.  Doesn't really matter....  A cloud layer above him, he climbs to get a better view..."

[At the top]

"BANDITS! SIX O'CLOCK HIGH! 109s! There's only one option - power dive!"

[give play by play in the middle]

"RATA TATA TATA TATA RATA TATA TATA TATA!!!!"

C'mon, I'm not the only one who does this.

(Suprisingly enough, I've actually found it does get chicks )

Now I am going to have to make a trip to Six Flags soon.  Thanks

[Dichotomy]

Originally posted by Casper1
And i thought i was the only idiot who did that!  

(does anyone else annoy their she-devils by acting like you are attacking cars in front of you with machine gun noises????)

mine would either

a) join in
or
b) ask why I didn't use cannons as well

[Yoshimbo]

and do stuff round the house, but everything you see reminds you of aces high or planes.

dang straight, I find myself working out maneuvers while mowing the lawn, running combat scenerios in my head while drivin the car, One time i nearly gave my brother a check 6 while he was walking down the hallway in school, aa i came about behind him...he was ded in my sights...completely unsuspecting...too bad he was a friendly though:D