Originally posted by storch
nopoop the beauty of your squad to me is that it reminds me of fighting the altman's on my block when I was growing up. the altman's were jewish but you could have thought them catholic. every single year mrs altman would fire out another pup. there were like 6 brothers and if you said anything to one you fought them all. I miss the altmans but now I have the bks. thank you jebus murray and jobus for the bks, and for predictability. just so you know though, if I see frilly blue, I sling poo. 
all in fun, just that smiles don't come across in text.
THAT EXPLAINS IT PERFECTLY!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG it all makes perfect sense now by god! You, stork, feel the need to sling watermelon when ever and where ever you can here, because THERE, at home, in your "real life" if you slung it, you got the watermelon kicked out of ya by the jewish gangs' of the cuban refugee camp. So to make up for all those bellybutton whoppins ya got as a toddler freash off da dingy, you try to make your self feel like a man by sticking your chest out and trying to be "something" here, in fantasy land.
Man, now I really feel bad for ya. You know if you need a friend, a buddy, pal, pen pal, conrad, ANYTHING, just give me a shout would ya!? I helped out a few kids like you back when i was still in college. They were on the wrong path, and we, through the help of several organizations set them on the right path. It was an uplifting experience, and I would love to help you out in any way I can.
