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Offline nopoop

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« on: July 18, 2006, 02:11:36 AM »


This interview was recorded over a two day span on July 15th and 16th of this year. Through unnamed intermediaries a location was agreed upon for the interview. It is unedited.

nopoop:  Mr. Norris on behalf of all the pilot of Aces High I would like to welcome you to the game and thank you for the opportunity to do this interview. It is an honor.

Chuck: Thank you. It’s a pleasure to be here. Please call me Chuck.

nopoop: Chuck. on behalf of all the pilot of Aces High I would like to welcome you to the game and thank you for the opportunity to do this interview. It is an honor.

Chuck: You already said that.

nopoop: No I didn’t.

Chuck: Yes you did.

nopoop: NO I DIDN’T. I said Mr. Norris the first time and Chuck the second time.

Chuck: (To his go-for)  WHO IS THIS GUY ???

Go-for: Mr. Norris ? That’s nopoop.

nopoop: Chuck, please call me poop. Everyone that knows me calls me poop. It’s sort of a nickname for a nickname kinda thing. People have called me poop as long as I can remember and I’d take it as an honor that you called me poop too…or…also.

Chuck: Okay….poop. (..looking at his go-for with a cold stare)

nopoop: Chuck please tell me and the many fans you have ingame how long you have been in Aces High.

Chuck: I’ve been online for fourteen months.

nopoop: That’s amazing. If I could, can I ask you what handle you fly under ??

Chuck: I would like to keep my handle secret if you know what I mean.

nopoop: Could you explain your reasons for that decision ??

Chuck: I’ve found that when it’s known that I am present I get inundated by PM’s because of my celebrity to the point that playing the game is impossible.

Nopoop: LOL yea right..

Chuck: WHO IS THIS GUY ???

Go-for: Mr. Norris ?? That’s nopoop.

nopoop: Chuck, please call me poop. Everyone that knows me calls me poop. It’s sort of a nickname for a nickname kinda thing. People have called me poop as long as I can remember and I’d take it as an honor that you called me poop too…or…also.

Chuck: YOU’VE SAID THAT ALREADY !!

nopoop: Why yes I have, you gotta problem with that ??

At this point the first part of the interview was cut short. Through negotiation the second part took place the following day..
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Offline Furball

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« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2006, 03:11:35 AM »
good job! can't wait for the second part!

please could you ask him what he thinks of his British fans?
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Offline Gianlupo

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« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2006, 03:36:29 AM »
Poop, (please, let me call you this way, since everyone who knows you calls you poop. Let's just pretend I know you. People have called you poop as long as you can remember and I’d take it as an honor that you let me call you poop too…or…also) I'd like to know if Mr. Norr... err...... Chuck enjoyed his staying in Rome, when he was beaten up by Bruce Lee in the Colosseo. :)



Oh, and, btw, tell him he was as ugly as hell without beard!

QUAH!!!
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« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2006, 03:37:26 AM »


The conclusion of the interview took place on July 16 of this year. As with the first interview it is unedited.

nopoop: Chuck, I would like to welcome you back and apologize for my actions on the first part of this interview.

Chuck: Ah...yep

nopoop: Chuck what drew you to flying an online flightsim ??

Chuck: It is in a way it's an extension of my martial arts background. I like to think of it as martial arts in the air.

nopoop: By that do you mean the “Chop..chop" thingy ??

Chuck: What ??

nopoop: You know..the keeeeeeeeHAI !!! Whossh whoosh KIAAAA !! thingy ???

Chuck: You’re a fuggin whacko.

nopoop: I am not…I’m medicated. They said if I take these pills I’m not a whacko. I NEVER MISS A DOSE.

Chuck:

nopoop: So tell me Chuck…what’s your favorite aircraft on the field of battle.

Chuck:

nopoop: Chuck..please, your fans want to know.

Chuck: I fly a La7

nopoop: BRUAHAHAHHAHAHA !!!

Chuck: What’s so fuggin funny ???

nopoop: Well…CHUCK…that’s a wussie plane..

Chuck: I find it in line with my superior martial arts skills.

nopoop: BRAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!  Yea right..

Chuck: I’ve had enough, I’m outta here !!

nopoop: Chuck…before you leave would you mind explaining THIS ?????



Chuck left the building and no further contact with him could be made.
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Offline Gianlupo

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« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2006, 03:47:36 AM »
Oh, no! I'd have really liked to know how he felt when Bruce knocked him down to death! :(
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« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2006, 05:45:34 AM »
See Rule #7
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« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2006, 05:46:14 AM »
:rofl
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« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2006, 05:48:03 AM »
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See Rule #7


Timmay!
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Offline Gianlupo

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« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2006, 06:02:59 AM »
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See Rule #7


NAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! Bruce is teh greeat!



QUAH!

Respect teh masta! And watch the movie! :D
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Offline frank3

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« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2006, 07:06:34 AM »
Hahaha that's hilarious :lol

(the interview, not you Gain ;) )
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« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2006, 07:13:24 AM »
:lol

Did you get a video?
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« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2006, 07:23:21 AM »
hehe funny stuff.....yeah old Chuck is a bit touchy about his martial arts...and yes, Bruce Lee does rock Gian :)
 (Chuck wants a rematch tho)
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« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2006, 08:21:57 AM »
Chuck told me that they made him lose to lee because lee was a big star but that lee was really pretty clumsy and Chuck felt sorry for him anyway.   Chuck felt so bad he introduced lee to pot in an effort to cheer him up.

Chuck also wants all you fat, flabby AH guys to know that he has and excellent line of exercise equipment.

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« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2006, 08:23:12 AM »
That was very Chuck E Cheesey

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« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2006, 09:03:33 AM »
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Chuck told me that they made him lose to lee because lee was a big star but that lee was really pretty clumsy and Chuck felt sorry for him anyway. Chuck felt so bad he introduced lee to pot in an effort to cheer him up.


That's plain BS! I saw the movie and analyzed it in slo-mo... Chuck lost to Bruce because he didn't shave his chest! That hairy pullover made the difference: he was smart enough to shave his face, but he underestimated the weight and drag of the hairs on the chest, so he was considerably slower and more sluggish than Bruce! The added weight and drag sentenced him to death!

Mako! Welcome to the craziest BB in the world, mate! See you here or online! (though I'm not flying that much in these days :) )
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